3.57 AVERAGE

jenlov3's review

4.25
funny hopeful lighthearted reflective fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

heatherlordm's review

1.75
lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
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achalasiaasha's review

3.0
emotional funny hopeful reflective fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

You either get it or you don’t. And if you don’t, I feel bad for you. Have some fun. Live a little. Stop taking yourself too seriously, weirdo. GM Fairy is a genius. This might be her best book yet!!
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abbeyliletaylor's review

3.25
funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

It started out as a joke within our book group when someone mentioned seeing it at a local bookstore and turned into a Sisterhood of the Traveling Book situation. 

For a book about sex with vegetables, it was oddly philosophical? 🧐


I saw this on a local romance bookstore’s instagram. I sent it to friends saying “I’ll buy if you all agree to read”

Veggies Tale jokes ✅
Religious puns ✅
HEA ✅✅
Silly love story that was at times so funny I couldn’t breathe ✅
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starfire1003's review

5.0
funny fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes

studywitmeh's review

2.5
funny medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

Honestly unsure. It was funny and had its moments. My own fault but I didn’t fully read the summary until a chapter in, so I was craving a very weird horny read to fill the void of my reading slump and was shocked to find priests and not a sentient ball of veggies lol. Wasn’t bad but… eh. The end part was probably the better part of the book tbh. 
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absakaabby's review

2.0
funny lighthearted fast-paced

Thanks to my book group for another sentient smut. This was actually really good? Only about 10% vegetable (fruit?) action but the rest a really great, steamy MMF story.

Heavy on religion and questioning God (they're priest after all) but seemed respectful, you know other than the vegetable relations.

4 slutty cucumbers out of 5