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Horns & Wrinkles by Joseph Helgerson

harleyrae's review

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2.0

Picking up this book the first thing I noticed was that the story was incredibly strange, it reminded me strongly of a Tim Burton movie. Now while in my head I could see all the characters made out of clay and used in a stop motion film, I did not enjoy this like I usually do with Tim Burton movies. I was bored for over half of the book. I didn't really care what happened. I ended up skin reading the last 100 pages to say that I finished it. I was incredibly close to DNFing this book. I had a very hard time finding a reason to continue on.
All in all I was not a fan of this book and would not recommend it.

locke_reads's review

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adventurous funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

3.25

szammi's review against another edition

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adventurous funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.5

My son was put off by the cover on this book, thinking it would be scary, so I read it first to check it out. It was so good. Not scary at all! Funny and unique. Excellent writing. I know my sensitive son will be put off by the first 2 pages where there is a bullying situation...but I am advising him to stick with the first chapter because it quickly escalates into magic and funny mayhem. I am definitely recommending it to him. I took .5 stars off because I was confused about the mission of the trolls. Without giving anything away, male trolls have to bring some things to another troll when their troll babies are about to hatch, in hopes of finding their fathers and/or some missing miners...? So I guess no trolls have fathers?  They've all disappeared at some point after delivering things to this other troll? And for generations, trolls have been wondering about 3 missing miners? That whole part of the storyline was a little confusing to me, and never got 100% resolved...but this is written for middle grades and maybe they wouldn't think so much about it haha. Being a little confused about that didn't make me enjoy the book any less. I read this because we had read The Lost Galumpus by the same author and LOVED it. Highly recommend both.

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bookworm151719's review against another edition

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4.0

Not bad for a kid’s book. I was only left with one question at the end of it but it’s so minute I won’t dwell on it for long lol

hewbear13's review

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adventurous emotional funny mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? N/A
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

astrochar's review against another edition

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adventurous hopeful lighthearted mysterious medium-paced

3.5

lauraedosanjh's review against another edition

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2.0

Whimsical and cute, though not very engaging. I found myself struggling to stay focused through some parts of the book, part due to the slow moving plot and part due to a yawning writing style.

The overall idea, the river troll characters, and the conclusion are very cute though. It's not a book you'll want to read more than once, though.

gabs_myfullbookshelf's review against another edition

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2.0

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This book was definitely more quirky than funny, and not the good kind of quirky, either. It was the kind that makes you scratch your head and wonder what the heck you just read. Yes, the story is inventive; I will give the book that much. But it's still pretty bizarre, and I just could not bring myself to care for the characters in the slightest bit.

First, there is Claire. Claire's an overall 'meh' kind of character. I didn't not like her, I didn't like her all that much either. I wish her personality would have been fleshed out more; she started out as a character with a lot of potential; tomboy, can't relate to her sisters, loves frogs, turtles, and the like; but there really wasn't a lot of development from her at all throughout the book, and honestly, I personally don't think she contributed a lot to the story in the first place. She was just kind of a bystander in how everything ended up playing out, except for the very beginning.

Duke; he reminded me a lot of Dudley Dursley. He was mean, a bit of an idiot, and there was one scene where he just kept chowing down on food. I didn't feel any great love for Duke. Like at all. He was supposed to be unlikeable, though, so not a terrible thing.

The trolls, however, really annoyed me. I liked Frozen's take on them infinitely better; there was only one who was even slightly likeable in here.

The humor was simply put, bad. Not one thing registered as funny to me in this whole book, which is really kind of sad, especially when both the blurb and the cover claim this book is funny. It's not that it wasn't my kind of humor, either; the book really isn't that funny.

The storyline was really bizarre but really unique, I'll say that. I don't think I've ever read a book even slightly like this. Trolls themselves aren't something I see a lot in kid's/teen's books, but even if they were, I think this book would stand out. However, the storyline was so strange that I really never got into the book.

The one thing that I without a doubt loved was the illustrations. I never pay attention to the little pictures at the beginning of chapters, but with this book I would practically study them. They were adorable. And of course, this cover is just the cutest. I am seriously thinking of buying more of the illustrator's books just so I have the illustrations (and covers) to brighten up my day.

I'm giving this two stars because it was pretty imaginative, but other than that there weren't a lot of 'pluses' for me with this book.

rachel_abby_reads's review against another edition

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1.0

Random, boring and unengaging. It was supposed to be funny, but it was weird. It wasn't even interestingly weird. If I have to flog myself that hard to keep reading it, it isn't worth the time I'm giving it.

rebekaha's review

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1.0

I cant even give this book a single star.....Worst book I have ever read........ever