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Woeste Hoogten

Emily Brontë

3.72 AVERAGE


So we can all agree Cathy and Heathcliff are siblings, right? And that he fucked her corpse, right? Like, that's absolutely what happened, RIGHT???

Anyway, loved whatever the hell was wrong with Cathy and Heathcliff. Thank god I never read this at 14 bc I would have made so many cryptic myspace posts about my crushes with quotes from this book. 

(No, seriously, the only reason their dad would bring home a brown kid without explanation and his wife immediately hates this kid is bc that's his bastard, right? And Nelly, queen of spilling the tea, acted like she didn't know the whole time? Girl be so fr!)
challenging dark emotional funny reflective relaxing sad slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
dark emotional slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
adventurous dark emotional sad medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: N/A
challenging dark mysterious sad tense slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
dark mysterious reflective sad tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Loveable characters: Complicated
adventurous emotional hopeful mysterious sad tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Heathcliff makes Rochester look like a saint

As a lover of 19th century English literature, I have struggled in vain to appreciate this story. I am sorry to say that my efforts and many hours of sacrifice were all for naught. My second read-through was as terrible as the first (which was more than 15 years ago!).

I have given it 2 stars because I liked the voices in this audio version, but I absolutely and definitively hate this story.

It has no likeable characters (I even hated the narrators for their conduct) and no redeemable qualities whatsoever! I shall henceforth endeavor to strike its monotonous and depressing plot from my memory.
dark slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Gives Parasite to me more than the toxic love, hopeless crush situation many people tend to characterize it as.