Reviews with content warning for Suicidal thoughts - Catherine House

A student of Catherine House through their first, second, and third (final) year of the program. Just before admission they were involved in an incident where they witnessed a traumatic event, leaving them oscillating between catatonic mania and indifference.

Atmosphere 🫶: Claustrophobic, lost, ethereal with a sensory and emotional writing style.

Set at a secretive, elite academic institution in a remote area of rural Pennsylvania
Selective description of people, places, and things – lots of room for rich imaginings

Cred Rating 👌🧑‍🎓: Realistic and Magical Realism

Captures the angst and undertones of academia – jumping through hoops, uncomfortable limbo of being a "new adult", peers that are both moral support and a competitive threat, the whole maze of pretension, pressure, and potential
Secretive sci-fi feeling that seems purposefully underdeveloped, even magical. We don’t understand the science/magic exactly, how being a graduate allows for power and prestige, or how final the consequences of “failure” may be

Growls and Howls 🐺:

I get how this could be boring or too weird. Not much happens and yet a lot happens? It isn’t repetitive but also isn’t rooted in any specific plot.
The characters are strange…it isn’t that they aren’t well developed, but it’s that they seem like ghosts. They are likeable and I could identify with them sometimes, but they also seem slightly “off” somehow. I loved it, but if you aren’t in the mood or a fan of that type of read, then it could be disconnecting.
Dosing could make a big diff in the reading experience. I read it all one cold, rainy day. If I had to take extended breaks I can imagine being confused or forgetting where we left off.

Reading Journey 👌: Passenger on an overnight drive through a dark, unfamiliar place. Discussions, music, falling in and out of sleep, never quite being comfortable, lucid dreaming, wake up to the dawn feeling like somehow minutes and days have gone by.

Mood Read Match-Up:

Character-driven studies in isolated settings
Mash up of absurdist, magical realism, dark academia
Mad scientist sci-fi / witchy soft fantasy energy
Subjective commentary on academic institutions, education, and student experience
Speculative fiction filled with symbolism, similes, metaphors
No plot, only vibes

Vibes: 😶‍🌫️😵‍💫😎

Content Heads-Up: Symbolism around suicide, depression, and addiction

Format: Hardcover

😍 This was one of my Favourite Books of 2023

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inkylabyrinth's review against another edition

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dark emotional mysterious reflective slow-paced

Plot- or character-driven? Character
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

Catherine House follows Ines as she gives up everything for three years to attend a prestigious and secretive school, deep in the woods of Pennsylvania. Set in the 90’s, the students of Catherine House are completely cut off from the outside world, and some of them start to think the school may be asking for more of them than they realize.

Full of weird, dreamy prose, I almost gave up on this book but perhaps like the school itself, it grew on me slowly and then suddenly I couldn’t put it down. I can see why this has low ratings, because it doesn’t fit into any genre, but I adored this slow burn gothic gem.

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samarakroeger's review

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dark emotional mysterious sad slow-paced

Plot- or character-driven? Character
Strong character development? No
Loveable characters? It's complicated
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

this book was perfectly fine but nothing spectacular. while I like descriptive language, I thought Elisabeth Thomas overused it here. I do not care what these kids ate for every single meal, I'm sorry. I also thought the eeriness could have been ramped up a notch. this book is not scary, not very creepy, and not at all suspenseful (in my opinion). Storygraph calls this a "thriller," which is weird seeing as there is nothing thrilling about this book. Ines just kind of goes about her life at this secluded, insular small college, goes to class, sleeps around, is depressed, and gets drunk. she is very much a passive protagonist, which I don't mind that much but I can see where that gets very frustrating. she just kind of lets things happen to her in the way that a lot of numb 18 year olds do.

in many ways, Catherine House reminded me of The Idiot, one of my favorite reads of this year. no plot, just vibes. passive main character. the plot: mentally ill (and slightly delusional) mc goes to elite college. both set in the mid 1990s, although that was more apparent to me in ~vibe~ in The Idiot than in Catherine House. however, I LOVED The Idiot and thought this was just okay, and I think part of that is that the satire and humor in Batuman's writing was sorely missing here. Thomas failed to really make any sort of critique of academia and I couldn't really find the point in the book. you could say that The Idiot is the light academia version of this supposedly dark academia book.

anywho, I didn't care about the "mystery" and was not impressed by the reveals, which could have been much creepier. I don't really see anything majorly wrong with the book per se, but I certainly didn't love it.

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vigil's review

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adventurous challenging dark emotional mysterious reflective sad slow-paced

Plot- or character-driven? Character
Strong character development? It's complicated
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

this book really worked for me because despite its marketing, because it, to my understanding, functions really well as a deconstruction of academia as a whole. this is probably why you see so many low scores from dark academia fans, who expected more exploration of that portion, namely the plasma mystery, and cultish behavior. however, the book is not, and has never been about that. it was about our main character, ines, and her journey. it is best understood as a character study on escapism, loss, and self acceptance, as you weave through an environment actively detrimental to you.

i think in another kind of book, it would have put the mystery first, exposing catherine, understanding the full scope of plasm, shutting down the schools, and then have the protagonist reckon with their own internal emptiness afterwards, remarking on how solving the mystery didn't solve them. catherine house, does not share this typical format, having its protagonist get out. no school or mystery, creepy plasm cult or not, can nor should be your whole life.

what is plasm? i have no idea. it was explained to me and i still don't understand, so i wasn't bothered when that wasn't explored because i didn't care anyways.

i loved the way the author got the atmosphere across so clearly with very detailed, but uncomplicated prose. ines existed in this "sideways" and detached existence, with the author writing in the hazy aura ines clearly felt, until the end, when she starts getting (almost jarringly) clear.

i will say, i think this book wasted a lot of time, but also didn't use enough. i don't like dark academia aesthetic so i'm biased, but the multiple descriptions of food, parties, buildings, and landscapes did bore me. there are multiple scenes in the book that i think are genuinely unnecessary and other technically not needed. however, i would describe this book as drifting along a stream, not building up to something bigger, so the extra scenes didn't bother me too badly. that being said, you can only half pay attention to this book and still get the gist, which i did myself in some places when listening to the audiobook. (which is fantastic btw.)

and i tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but i knew theo's ass was trash.

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penofpossibilities's review

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dark mysterious tense medium-paced

3.0

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kylieqrada's review against another edition

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adventurous dark mysterious reflective tense medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? Character
Strong character development? It's complicated
Loveable characters? It's complicated
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

I'm in the minority that loved this book and it makes me so happy!!!!! Honestly it reminded me alot of The Magicians by Lev Grossman, but a little less whimsical, and replace the magic with science. But that dark, kinda ethereal, am I high or what is going on right now kind of vibe was definitely the same in both books. And the ending, while very abrupt, fit the overall story arc to a t. And the mental illness rep was everything, and of a flavor I haven't seen before. Very gritty and real.

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