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jessbologna's review
5.0
some of my favorite quotes:
did you really masturbate to that picture of a young bernie sanders
voodoo blow up dolls of everyone i've ever slept with
stars are gingivitis typewriters
romance is dead thanks to landlord america
maybe this is a love poem after all
being penetrated on ouija boards
the bed looks like an autopsy
when you're drunk
you like to be choked during sex
all those nights spent
strangling yourself with
you're daddy's blue collar
until you were blue in the face
i asked if she could beat me to death
with my own whiskey dick
did you really masturbate to that picture of a young bernie sanders
voodoo blow up dolls of everyone i've ever slept with
stars are gingivitis typewriters
romance is dead thanks to landlord america
maybe this is a love poem after all
being penetrated on ouija boards
the bed looks like an autopsy
when you're drunk
you like to be choked during sex
all those nights spent
strangling yourself with
you're daddy's blue collar
until you were blue in the face
i asked if she could beat me to death
with my own whiskey dick
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