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I think to specify how I feel: as a horror book, this was really well-done. The space of the Crown was creepy, yet tempting. Its descriptions felt off, but I could still imagine it clearly enough that it influenced some terror. The relationships between Shell and her old friends, her new friends, her boss/love interest, etc. were just shallow enough to feel isolating, but deep enough to feel unnerving. The man-eating plant was a wonderful narrator, with oodles of creep just oozing from him.
However, as a novel, I don't think this was great. The characters were shallow, their relationships did not do anything for me.
So overall...I liked it. Did not love, but I would definitely read another of this author's books.
Graphic: Body horror, Toxic relationship, Alcohol
Moderate: Child death, Death, Blood, Vomit
Minor: Drug use, Sexual content, Grief, Car accident, Death of parent, Schizophrenia/Psychosis , Pandemic/Epidemic
‘If you could see the ocean you could see the whole world.’
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Blood, Grief, Car accident
this book was such a nothingburger. nothing ever happened. ever. the plot? what plot? nothing happened! at most shell has an existential crisis over her relationship with neve, baby monologues, and alcohol is drunk. that's easily 70% of the book right there.
shell was an ok character i guess. i mean she wasn't exactly intriguing but she did have a past. but wants? goals? eeehhhhh kind of... but not really. neve had no personality. you'd think the love interest would have SOMETHING going for her, but Nope! and on the topic of neve being the "love interest" .... no the fawk she wasn't. remove the lgbt+ tag from this. seriously. hetero relationships get 10x more attention in this book. spoilers but at most there is One Scene where shell and neve kiss and THATS IT. are you fucking kidding me. i get the book wasn't about their romance but oh my god half the book is about their will-they-wont-they and there's barely any pay-off! bffr. every other character in this book is just There. jen, bec, daniel, and kiero have no depth beyond their job and Oh Yeah Kireo's Sister's Dead Lol. that's it.
nothing fucking happens in this book. i was like 70% deep and no horror had even come up! are you serious! the slowest-paced book ever. slow-burn has nothing on this. and what actually does end up happening is so disappointing - and might i add, NOT HORROR - and then bam the book is over.
im gonna expand on that actually. theres no fucking horror. i would say this is magical realism and contemporary at best. there was no horror. even in the "scary" moments, there would be a cut to black. what the fuck are we doing here. like yeah sure there was Some body horror but cmon…. i wasn’t scared at all. i didn’t even really feel dresd at any point except for when bec and jen went in the corridors. but then nothing happened! nothing ever happens! and the one time something Does Happen at the end with neve, instead the author backs out of fully committing with what happens to baby and shell! SNOOZE cmon you gave me NOTHING.
every subplot has no pay-off whatsoever. something is introduced and then it just… Fizzles out. it reminds me of litfic but with none of the charm.
the writing was nothing to write home about. it was fine. i will say it wasn’t bad in terms of the language employed, but i mean i can’t say i loved it, or found it poetic, lyrical, etc. i found it to be words on a page.
I'm actually so annoyed because this was such a waste of time yet it had such potential. this storyline could've eaten so fucking hard. but nothing, and i mean nothing, lived up to my expectations. everything was Mid. nothing stood out and this seriously evoked No Feeling in me whatsoever at any point. im so annoyed this didn't get better and i probably should’ve dnf’d this and saved myself the time. but i had Hope this would pick up. alas, it never did. evil to have such a banging cover and yet have this story inside 💔
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Murder, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Infidelity, Pregnancy
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Toxic relationship
Minor: Sexual content
Minor: Death
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Toxic relationship
Graphic: Body horror
Moderate: Child death, Death
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Cannibalism, Murder, Toxic friendship
Minor: Car accident, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Murder
delicious.
Moderate: Body horror, Child death, Death, Toxic relationship, Pregnancy, Alcohol
Minor: Sexual content