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3.72 AVERAGE
3.72 AVERAGE
I'm getting too used to reading Plum novels, and I'm figuring them out too early. Enjoyable enough, though there are a few things that are starting to get on me.
Dave was creepy af.
Spoiler
Glad she finally hooked up with Ranger again. Real tired of the, "I love two men, isn't that just *ca-raaazyyy*" idea. It's not crazy? You can love two people at a time.Dave was creepy af.
Not a bad entry into the series. It wasn't as good as past books but passed the time. I am looking forward to the next in the series when it comes out in Nov.
dark
funny
mysterious
tense
fast-paced
Meh...the stories don't grab me anymore. It's not even funny...just recycled and I'm still wishing she'd figure out which man to be with it's getting boring.
Just ok.... this series seems to be getting kind of stale. Same ol same ol happens in each new book.... glad I got it from the library....
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
It’s a good book. Stephanie got cursed with vordo and it becomes embarrassing to even read. The killer roaming around is not embarrassing but doesn’t feel like a big problem either. The biggest question in the book is how many cars are going to be destroyed.
The bonds office is gone after the events of Sizzling Sixteen, so Vinnie, Connie and the gang roll around in Mooner's bus, which is decorated like the Death Star and features a giant rendering of Lula and Stephanie, scantily clad and enhanced by PhotoShop, on the side. I want to own that bus.
Stephanie and Lula pursue a man who thinks he's a vampire and a man with a perpetual hard-on, and Stephanie is pursued by a crazy killer (or three). Aside from the bus, a lot of nothing happens. However, I did think the end was pretty brilliant.
Here's what else happens: Stephanie gets bangs and gets banged. A lot. She can't make a decision between Morelli and Ranger, so she just goes full-hog with both of them. We learn she's always been clumsy: "You flipped your baton into the trombone section during 'The Star-Spangled Banner'" although she and Lula actually do a decent job wrangling FTAs. Morelli's dog eats Stephanie's underwear. Ranger tells Stephanie "You're better at recognizing elements women find uncomfortable" which is totally not true because I (not that I'm a woman) find Ranger uncomfortable. The vampire gums Lula's neck, giving her a "vampire hickey" and making her think she's become a vampire too, craving Bloody Maries and rare hamburger meat. Lula also shoots off a toe, squirts someone with mustard, and riles up a bunch of cockfighting roosters. Vinnie and Mooner watch Hobbit porn.
Favorite quotes:
Lula: "I buy wine according to bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me, so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table." [YES. THIS.]
Stephanie: "Maybe we should by that [comic book]. How much is it?
Mooner: "Forty-five dollars."
Stephanie: "Are you kidding me? It's a comic book! I've bought cars for forty-five dollars." [I LOL'd at this so hard.]
Stephanie: "I could learn to cook."
Lula: "Sure you could. You could cook the crap out of shit." [Another LOL line.]
Lula: "Life sure is strange. One day everything is going along normal as can be, and then next thing you know your place of business is firebombed and Mr. Titty gets buried there." She thought about it for a couple of beats. "I suppose for us that is normal.
Lula: "You're out of shape. You don't eat enough doughnuts. I feel fine because I'm in condition. I could put just about anything in my body, and it only says oh boy, here we go again.
Lula: "As far as tumors go, it's not a real big tumor. It's one of them start tumors."
Stephanie and Lula pursue a man who thinks he's a vampire and a man with a perpetual hard-on, and Stephanie is pursued by a crazy killer (or three). Aside from the bus, a lot of nothing happens. However, I did think the end was pretty brilliant.
Spoiler
Stephanie has three men fighting over her, Ranger and Morelli and newcomer Dave, who is the most normal (i.e. "boring" to Stephanie) and can cook). But at the end of Smokin' Seventeen, she ends up with two men fighting over who gets to kill her. One of them is Dave, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer. Hey, at least he's not boring. She also has a woman who wants to kill her, Regina, by ramming her with her car, so someone shoots Dave, Regina runs over the shooter, and gets sent to jail. It's almost as ridiculous as Stephanie's seventeen-book-and-counting love triangle.Here's what else happens: Stephanie gets bangs and gets banged. A lot. She can't make a decision between Morelli and Ranger, so she just goes full-hog with both of them. We learn she's always been clumsy: "You flipped your baton into the trombone section during 'The Star-Spangled Banner'" although she and Lula actually do a decent job wrangling FTAs. Morelli's dog eats Stephanie's underwear. Ranger tells Stephanie "You're better at recognizing elements women find uncomfortable" which is totally not true because I (not that I'm a woman) find Ranger uncomfortable. The vampire gums Lula's neck, giving her a "vampire hickey" and making her think she's become a vampire too, craving Bloody Maries and rare hamburger meat. Lula also shoots off a toe, squirts someone with mustard, and riles up a bunch of cockfighting roosters. Vinnie and Mooner watch Hobbit porn.
Favorite quotes:
Lula: "I buy wine according to bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me, so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table." [YES. THIS.]
Stephanie: "Maybe we should by that [comic book]. How much is it?
Mooner: "Forty-five dollars."
Stephanie: "Are you kidding me? It's a comic book! I've bought cars for forty-five dollars." [I LOL'd at this so hard.]
Stephanie: "I could learn to cook."
Lula: "Sure you could. You could cook the crap out of shit." [Another LOL line.]
Lula: "Life sure is strange. One day everything is going along normal as can be, and then next thing you know your place of business is firebombed and Mr. Titty gets buried there." She thought about it for a couple of beats. "I suppose for us that is normal.
Lula: "You're out of shape. You don't eat enough doughnuts. I feel fine because I'm in condition. I could put just about anything in my body, and it only says oh boy, here we go again.
Lula: "As far as tumors go, it's not a real big tumor. It's one of them start tumors."
Perfect beach reading. Predictable, silly, lightweight.