3.5

Soo this was definitely different
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes

I got this as a gag gift from a friend and thought, "screw it, I've read worse than Shrek smut." I was wrong. This wasn't great. Now, seeing that it was originally Kindle Vella makes more sense since it felt episodic within the chapters, which isn't as fun to read through. Liona, on a bachelorette party less for her and more for the people she is with, stumbles into Beck's trap to prevent trespassers. The two get cozy.

I agree with another review that this was somehow both TOO Shrek and not Shrek enough. Donkey's character is abhorrent, the language is cringey, and the dialogue is worse. Not my thing, funny as an idea, but not as much in practice.

Spice rating: 3.5/5
Overall rating: 2/5

a wonderful literary critique of capitalism
adventurous funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

Very goofy read but I finished it lol

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funny fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

This was something... that's for sure.

Full RTC

Honestly, I could be into ogre romances after this lol
fast-paced

Giving this three stars because this is simply super unhinged and fun. 
Got this for my birthday because I threw a Shrek themed party and it was just too fun. 
A lot of weird shit happening but a entertaining read as long as you don't expect too much though

“I can excuse having weeks long sex marathons with the mystical creature who captured me and held me against my will but I draw the line at incest”

This was not particularly good but I had a fun time reading it. The writing was very average and there was minimal plot but I thought it was funny so gave it a go.