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Gloves Off

Stephanie Archer

4.28 AVERAGE

funny lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
funny hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: N/A
Flaws of characters a main focus: N/A

Plot Rating: ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
Character Rating: ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿฉบ
Spice Rating:๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
Emotions: ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซถโ™ฅ๏ธ
POV: Dual
Narration: ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง
Narration Type: Duet style.

โœจTropesโœจ
๐ŸŒน Enemies to Lovers 
๐ŸŒนMarriage of Convenience
๐ŸŒนGrumpy x Sunshine dynamic
๐ŸŒนSports Romance
๐ŸŒนForced Proximity 
๐ŸŒนCo-living situations 

Quick synopsis: Georgia Greene is the team physician (and athlete recovery specialist) for the Vancouver Storm hockey team. Alexei Volkov is the teamโ€™s enforcer โ€” tough, guarded, and notorious for his gruff manner. The two had a rocky first meeting and have clashed since. Each of them faces a crisis that requires a drastic solution. In order to solve their respective problems, they agree to a fake marriage. As they live under this arrangement, layers peel back: they see sides of each other that challenge their initial judgments.

โœจHeroโœจ<b>36YO Alexei Volkov</b> needs help with his Canadian citizenship status, which is tied to his ability to stay in Canada (especially as his hockey career faces uncertainty). He thinks Georgia is stuck up and shallow but when she also has a issue that can be solved by marriage they agree to help each other. But as he learns more about Georgia, he finds himself enamoured by her.
๐ŸŒ Alexei is the hottest man on the planet ๐Ÿซ โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ He was just so hot thereโ€™s no other words for it ๐Ÿฅต The narrator really brought him to life! Alexei was so respectful yet playful with Georgia. I loved how well they went together. His dirty talk lowkey made this five stars ๐ŸŒŸ 

โœจHeroineโœจ <b>32YO Georgia Greene</b> must marry to unlock her inheritance, which she intends to use to fund her athlete recovery / health program that is about to get cut. She has never liked Alexei their first sour interaction. But as they are forced to spend more time with each other under this charade, Georgia sees a different side to him. And she likes what she finds.
๐Ÿ’ Georgia was strong-willed and I love that ๐Ÿ’– She didnโ€™t take any crap and she knew what she stood for and who she was. I loved her letting her walls down and letting Alexei in. 

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘‘<i>Nicknames</i>๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’‹
๐Ÿ”ฅHellfire 

What I thought: <i>I loved Alexei and Georgiaโ€™s story! I fell in love with the characters and their story. It just hit ๐Ÿคฉโœจ๐Ÿฅฐ</i>

I love when the marriage of convenience trope is done right and this was a fine example of it ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ซ  

It was cute seeing them go from hating each other for incorrect reasons to learning to support one another and build a relationship together. They truly felt like a team at the end and I love that. It wasnโ€™t anything original or groundbreaking, but it made me happy whenever I listen to it. And Iโ€™d like to reread it at some point.

The narration was amazing. JF Harding did a fantastic job ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’—

โœจFavourite scenesโœจ
๐ŸฐThem playing the newlyweds game at the party and their kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜ 
๐ŸฐAlexei getting pissed about her boyfriend and finding out heโ€™s a bunny ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ŸฐThem sharing the bed on the road and her cuddling him ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ
๐ŸฐThem kissing outside the airport 
๐ŸฐAlexei bidding on her at the hospital gala
๐ŸฐGeorgia comforting him during the awards dinner
๐ŸฐOmg him making her orgasm again and again until she admitted it ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซ 
๐ŸฐAlexei helping her coach the girls again 
๐ŸฐHim finding out she sleepwalks when he gets injured 
๐ŸฐAlexei taking her bed away 
๐ŸฐAlexei driving home to spend Christmas with her

โœจWhat I likedโœจ 
๐Ÿ”ฎHockey aspect
๐Ÿ”ฎThe characters 
๐Ÿ”ฎThe marriage of convenience plot
funny lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes

๐—”๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„
๐ŸŽงแ—ชแ‘Œแ—ดT แ‘Žแ—ฉแ–‡แ–‡แ—ฉTIOแ‘Ž:
๐—๐—™ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด & ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ ๐—›๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ

แ—ฏแ•ผแ—ฉT TO แ—ดแ™ญแ‘ญแ—ดแ‘•T:
๐Ÿ’๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ง๐™ง๐™ž๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™ค๐™› ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š
๐Ÿ’๐™€๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ข๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ
๐Ÿ’๐™‚๐™ง๐™ช๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ฎ ๐™ญ ๐™Ž๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š 
๐Ÿ’๐™ƒ๐™ค๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐™๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š

โœจ๐’ฏ๐’ฝโ„ด๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰๐“ˆโœจ
๐——๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ Georgia Green and NHL player Alexei Volkov seriously cannot stand each other. Their hatred is rooted in misunderstandings and assumptions. Despite their animosity, they find themselves in a situation where they need each other's help. They enter a marriage of convenience, hoping not to throttle each other before their time is up... impossible!

๐—”๐˜€ they navigate their fake relationship, their banter escalates into something more heated and charged. Their hate begins to feel like foreplay and I am so here for it - yes, please and thank you!

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ two seem to bring out the worst in each other, yet they are unable to deny the intense attraction simmering between them. The audio version was so good. ๐—๐—™ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด and ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ ๐—›๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ duet narration truly brought the story to the next level!

๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ fans of enemies-to-lovers and marriage of convenience tropes, this audiobook "๐—š๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ๐—ณ" is a great listen.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜†: ๐Ÿฐ.๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑโญ๏ธ ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽง ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—น: ๐Ÿฏ.๐Ÿฑ/๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
emotional funny hopeful inspiring lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Long boring convoluted attempts to repackage external and internalized misogyny into a "romance". With a lot of obligatory sex scenes, which, given the derogatory tilt of the internal monologue that preceded then, I wasn't even going to try reading โ€” the context around them was already too icky for me. I am guessing this book is written for people for whom that's a kink, so I am not the target audience here. 

I finished the book trying to figure out the reason for the high rating, but my ultimate conclusion is that this author is not for me and I should have abandoned this nonsense less than 10% in: 
Aside from fundamental conceptual flaws, the writing is full of self-contradicting telling (not showing), complete with unnecessary info-dumpy exposition. The characters' thoughts "explaining" their behavior paint them as delusional emotionally stunted idiots. Which, unfortunately, echoes the worst stereotypes to the point of feeling offensive to me. 
adventurous dark emotional funny hopeful inspiring lighthearted tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

Was so excited for this one and wasn't disappointed: hate f*cking in a library will always be top-tier for me, and I love how the characters softened for each other. 4.5 rounded down because it ended just like every other Vancouver Storm book, which includes a tongue in someone's @ss. Not here to yuck your yum, but as a microbiologist, I can't condone that from a public health perspective.

Thank you to Stephanie and her team for this ALC!!

this was a masterpiece! stephanie archer never fails to provide real loverboys and badass women I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH!!

this was one of THE best enemies to lovers iโ€™ve read in contemporary romance in a long while - and the fact that itโ€™s a marriage of convenience too? CHEFS KISS!!!

i love their banter and bickering so much - i was truly so intrigued to see how these two were going to go from hating each other to โ€˜oh! this personโ€™s my soulmate!!โ€™ but stephanie did it in such a beautiful way that made so much sense for who these characters are and what theyโ€™ve been through.

i love alexei and georgia both sooo much, and getting to learn more about them and to see their families was one of my favourite parts of this book.

audiobook duet narration SLAYED as always, a 10/10 story; everybody go read Gloves Off NOWWWW!!!
emotional funny inspiring lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes