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The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough

nanbary's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional reflective sad slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

This book reads like a love letter to the Australian Outback in all its glory and severity. Whilst it is mainly character driven the way that McCollough expertly crafts the scenery in which they live has this ex-pat longing for the isolation of the flat and dry terrain that shifts from devastating droughts to disastrous floods in a way she’d not formerly thought possible. 
Whilst certain themes may not have aged well The Thorn Birds, in my very bias opinion, surpasses Gone with the Wind in its depictions of the human condition, religion and mortality. 

pujadev's review against another edition

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1.0

I really really wanted to like this book, I even liked it until I realised that Ralph basically wanted to have it all. He lusts after a child(9 year old Meggie), confuses her terribly with his outpourings of love (seen as protection) which for a man of 'God' is in itself very dubious. The child grows up to idolise him, even falling for a version of him and wrecking her entire life. Then Ralph, who has, mind you, taken his inheritance, ditched her family and gone on to become a big-shot in the Vatican, comes back to her while she is TRYING to get over him and impregnates her. I wonder how the story would have turned out if Meggie confronted him and demanded he own up to his responsibilities - what would Ralph's God want him to do? Here it is just swept under the carpet as mistakes all men make, even the most splendid of them (aka Ralph the hottie). Also, Dane (hottie's son) is a apparently a spitting image of him, which by a very convenient twist in the story is explained away. I can see why its such a popular book, it has all the right mix of drama, scandal and love but for me it's just not enough.

kvepiaknygos's review against another edition

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challenging slow-paced

3.0

laceyfd's review against another edition

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slow-paced

3.0

kmcneil's review against another edition

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emotional fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

iamjustagirl's review against another edition

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slow-paced
  • Loveable characters? No

2.0

llama_lord's review against another edition

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3.0

I cannot for the life of me understand all of the raving, 5 star reviews this book gets. Don't get me wrong - it isn't a bad book. But it isn't a great book either. It was just... okay. It gets a lot of comparisons to Gone with the Wind - in fact, I first heard of The Thorn Birds because I was looking at lists of books that GWTW fans might like. While I'm sure that Colleen McCullough was trying for a Gone with the Wind feel for this novel, the two really don't compare. Overall, The Thorn Birds left me with mostly mixed feelings and I think that the best way to review a book like that is with a good, old-fashioned pros and cons list.

Things I liked:
- I really enjoyed the beginning of this book, when Meggie and her family are living in New Zealand and first move to Australia. This was the only part of the book that really had me hooked. When McCullough introduces Meggie and the rest of the Clearys, their family dynamic is interesting and exciting and you want to learn more about them. Plus, the beginning of the book focuses on some the more interesting characters; Meggie’s older brother Frank and her Aunt Mary.
- I loved the setting because I don’t often get to read novels set in Australia. It is so well described that you can practically taste the dust. McCullough spends a lot (and I mean A LOT) of time describing Australian weather and wildlife, which wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn’t seemed like character and plot development were being cut short in favor of another description of a dry storm.
- Meggie’s mother, Fee. Fee was my second favorite character (first was Frank), and in my opinion, Fee would have made a much better main character than Meggie. Not only is Fee’s story more interesting, but Fee is literally the only character in the novel that has any significant emotional development. Seriously, Fee is the only character whose personality changes at all over the course of the 54 YEARS which the novel spans.

Things I didn’t like:
- Meggie. There was simply nothing interesting or endearing about her.
- Ralph. Oh my God. Ralph was such a scumbag. The reader is told over and over again how all Ralph really wants is to be the perfect priest, and yet Ralph breaks his vows every time the opportunity to do so presents itself. He breaks his vow of chastity with Meggie so often that he eventually comes to the conclusion that God was just kidding about the whole chastity thing. His only positive quality was being ridiculously handsome.
- Meggie and Ralph’s relationship. Under no theory is Meggie and Ralph’s relationship anything other than creepy. He meets her when she is 10 and is instantly obsessed with her. He practically raises her and is like a step father to her. And when Meggie gets a little older – BOOM, they’re lovers! Romantic? I think not. Ugh, the whole thing just made my skin crawl.
- The middle and end. After a great beginning the book just gradually lost steam. The last portions of the book, which take place in Europe and focus on Meggie’s daughter Justine, felt disconnected from the rest of the story. I really had to force myself to finish the book because the ending was so lagging.

I’m sure it sounds like I hated The Thorn Birds, but really I didn’t. It’s just that all of the praise this book gets set my hopes up extremely high. If I had known going into it that it was essentially a 700 page romance novel, I probably wouldn’t be so critical.

On a side note, I whole-heartedly recommend watching the TV mini-series. It’s sort of “so bad that it’s good”, and I loved every glorious, cheesy, perm-filled moment of it.

dreams_on_paper_1's review against another edition

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emotional reflective sad slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

A little long. If written now, would probably have been a trilogy. Very descriptive of locations; lots of vivid imagery. A good overall story. 

corlaine's review against another edition

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4.0

An epic soap opera of love and heartache. Perfectly portrays the beauty and cruelty of being alive.

samsaindon's review against another edition

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dark emotional reflective sad medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.25