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3.68 AVERAGE

adventurous funny lighthearted reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

Its been a really long time since a book made me laugh out loud, I highly recommend!

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This is a book about a crab becoming sentient and gaining powers, I think I'm safe from romance -

Sir Crabby, the second he is able to speak: "You're so beautiful. I love you."

Goddamn it 🤦

Overall, this book was a relaxing, fun listen about a cute little (sometimes frustratingly naive) crab that becomes a main character with abilities and gets trapped in an underwater dungeon. A pretty simple concept with cute characters and lots of parody dialogue at the beginning of chapters. 
adventurous funny mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

Really interesting take on LitRPG that gets away from focusing on humans. 
adventurous funny medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

Just plain stupid and nonsensical

This isn't even a book or a real story. It's just pages upon pages of pop culture, nerd culture, and 80s-90s kid's cartoons references. The first 1-3 pages of every chapter is some random excerpt from an in universe person on some random tidbit of "lore". The POV changes constantly.

The entire story can be summed up as incredibly lucky crab continues to be incredibly lucky, Gods watch him on TV, while thundercats and Powerpuff girls are constantly referenced. That's it. Oh and throw backs making fun of the author's previously works.

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this garbage. It's so bad I'm unable to compare it to the worst kinds of food imaginable. It's really that bad. I'm not hating, I usually like Ryan Rimmel's work, but the only place this thing deserves to be is loaded onto a rocket and shot into the sun.
adventurous funny lighthearted mysterious medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
adventurous funny lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
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dankolar's review

3.75
adventurous funny tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
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jasonabbott's review

3.25
adventurous dark lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

saturdayslaughter's review against another edition

DID NOT FINISH: 6%

I was using this book to fall asleep to! Great cuz it’s silly and like, not very good, so you don’t feel compelled to pay a lot of attention