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woffordleejones's review against another edition
4.0
Poor Horace Dracul, he only wants to be like his half-brother, Dracula. But it’s not easy being a vampire…especially when there are so many lights and sounds to steal your focus away from the prey you’re stalking. High praise for The ADHD Vampire. This is a story from the vampire universe that you have never read before. It is a very imaginative, hilarious and a bloody disgusting read with lots of interesting characters. Look out for Martha, a retired cyborg ex-spy with a vendetta of her own. I don’t know who is more powerful. Find out for yourself. This is something you can definitely sink your teeth into, even if you have dentures.
kingjason's review
4.0
A cracking short story, vampires, cyborgs, diapers, granny sex and face dildos....this book has the lot.
The are two main characters, Horace the ADHD vampire whose distractions are well written and Martha 83 yr old ex-spy with some kick ass fighting skills.
The story is a fun read, I do worry for the authors Internet Browsing history....I hope he has a buddy on stand by to destroy his PC on his death.
Have a read and get grossed out.
The are two main characters, Horace the ADHD vampire whose distractions are well written and Martha 83 yr old ex-spy with some kick ass fighting skills.
The story is a fun read, I do worry for the authors Internet Browsing history....I hope he has a buddy on stand by to destroy his PC on his death.
Have a read and get grossed out.
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