funny lighthearted
dark slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

10... 10...10 this book was

3.5 ⭐
adventurous emotional funny hopeful inspiring lighthearted mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated
adventurous funny medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Diverse cast of characters: Yes

It’s spooky season and I recently heard about the sequel, but wanted to start his first. This was my first monster romance and the author had me cracking up from the jump with the booty juice chronicles 🤣🤣  It’s also a verryyyyy spicy one! 

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adventurous funny medium-paced

Silly and fun. The sex was weird and not particularly sexy, and some of the dialogue was a little off. but overall the characters were pretty enjoyable and I had a good time. 
funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

 I needed a silly and light-hearted read after finishing ACOTAR, and this book provided exactly that! I thought the story was cute and I love the main characters. There was more action than I expected and I really enjoyed the fight scenes. Overall a great, fun read!

Here are some of my favorite quotes:
"'Do not praise God when looking at my d*ck,' he ordered."

"Olian parted her legs, and I saw her big green p*ssy head on." (I literally laughed so hard at this for no reason)

"It was strange how much I enjoyed caring for her. She'd given me nothing but trouble, but all I wanted was to make sure she was okay. I looked forward to detangling her hair and washing her skin. The thought of bringing her any form of peace made my chest warm with something unfamiliar to me."

"'Olian, get over it.'" (SO SATISFYTING) 

DNF. The female protgonist had too much TSTL energy and the male protagonist acted like a cave man.
adventurous funny mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

 I found this book quite entertaining once I got into it!
I think without the audiobook I would have had more trouble.
I really liked the narration.
I wish some aspects of the plot had been a bit more developed!
Overall, a good time read!