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4.07 AVERAGE
4.07 AVERAGE
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
Adam, Victor and Zee are back, and this time they're shopping for...........baubles and spiky dicks...er...a phallic cactus. At Ikea. Unfortunately, they become lost in the maze that Ikea is known for, and, in true SOS fashion, manage to find trouble.
That trouble is in the form of a bloodthirsty Santa and his equally bloodthirsty garden gnomes, which must be lured out with a sexy dance from Adam. No, I'm not expanding on that, you'll have to read it yourself!
“So, what did we learn?” he whispered, standing watch at the doorway. “Santa is definitely a pedo, and Adam looks great in a red hat.” Zee wasn’t wrong. We did learn that.
“Fuck me with bells on. That was the hottest fuckin’ thing I’ve seen, not including my own explicit films, obviously.”
“So, how’d you lure Santa from his grotto to gobble him up like the cute little murder-weirdo you are?”
*ARC review, my opinions are my own!
Merged review:
Adam, Victor and Zee are back, and this time they're shopping for...........baubles and spiky dicks...er...a phallic cactus. At Ikea. Unfortunately, they become lost in the maze that Ikea is known for, and, in true SOS fashion, manage to find trouble.
That trouble is in the form of a bloodthirsty Santa and his equally bloodthirsty garden gnomes, which must be lured out with a sexy dance from Adam. No, I'm not expanding on that, you'll have to read it yourself!
“So, what did we learn?” he whispered, standing watch at the doorway. “Santa is definitely a pedo, and Adam looks great in a red hat.” Zee wasn’t wrong. We did learn that.
“Fuck me with bells on. That was the hottest fuckin’ thing I’ve seen, not including my own explicit films, obviously.”
“So, how’d you lure Santa from his grotto to gobble him up like the cute little murder-weirdo you are?”
*ARC review, my opinions are my own!
That trouble is in the form of a bloodthirsty Santa and his equally bloodthirsty garden gnomes, which must be lured out with a sexy dance from Adam. No, I'm not expanding on that, you'll have to read it yourself!
“So, what did we learn?” he whispered, standing watch at the doorway. “Santa is definitely a pedo, and Adam looks great in a red hat.” Zee wasn’t wrong. We did learn that.
“Fuck me with bells on. That was the hottest fuckin’ thing I’ve seen, not including my own explicit films, obviously.”
“So, how’d you lure Santa from his grotto to gobble him up like the cute little murder-weirdo you are?”
*ARC review, my opinions are my own!
Merged review:
Adam, Victor and Zee are back, and this time they're shopping for...........baubles and spiky dicks...er...a phallic cactus. At Ikea. Unfortunately, they become lost in the maze that Ikea is known for, and, in true SOS fashion, manage to find trouble.
That trouble is in the form of a bloodthirsty Santa and his equally bloodthirsty garden gnomes, which must be lured out with a sexy dance from Adam. No, I'm not expanding on that, you'll have to read it yourself!
“So, what did we learn?” he whispered, standing watch at the doorway. “Santa is definitely a pedo, and Adam looks great in a red hat.” Zee wasn’t wrong. We did learn that.
“Fuck me with bells on. That was the hottest fuckin’ thing I’ve seen, not including my own explicit films, obviously.”
“So, how’d you lure Santa from his grotto to gobble him up like the cute little murder-weirdo you are?”
*ARC review, my opinions are my own!
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
This was so much fun. Even when they are trying hard, the three of them can't help but get smack right in the middle of some type of Armageddon where they have to save the world- or at least a piece of it. Hilarious.
adventurous
funny
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
adventurous
dark
funny
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
challenging
dark
funny
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated