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She Nailed a Stake Through His Head: Tales of Biblical Terror by Tim Lieder

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4.0

This review originally appeared on my blog, Books Without Any Pictures:
http://bookswithoutanypictures.com/2014/11/28/she-nailed-a-stake-through-his-head-tales-of-biblical-terror-edited-by-tim-lieder/

She Nailed a Stake Through His Head: Tales of Biblical Terror is a collection of short horror stories inspired by the Bible. I spent a lot of quality time with the Bible while growing up (Catholic school will do that), and I’ve always been amazed at how disturbing so many of the actual Bible stories are. This book takes that to the next level, imagining Biblical takes on vampires, Lovecraftian horrors, and sinister cults.

I purchased this collection because I saw that Catherynne Valente had contributed to it, and her story was easily my favorite of the bunch. The others were hit or miss for me; some of them I loved, but others fell a bit short of their potential. Let’s take a brief look at each of them, shall we?

Whither Thou Goest by Gerri Leen

This story was a reimagined version of the story of Ruth and Naomi. Ruth is a vampire/succubus creature and has bound herself to Naomi, and now the two are caught in a power struggle. I enjoyed this one.

Babylon’s Burning by Daniel Kaysen

I found Babylon’s Burning to be one of the more disturbing stories in the book because of it’s bleak view of human nature. Daniel goes to a corporate party, where he discovers that he has the gift of prophecy. He becomes a pawn of an international organization, and his own lust for power holds him in thrall.

As if Favorites of their God by Christi Krug

This is the story of the Witch of Endor, who summoned the prophet Samuel for Saul near the end of his reign. The story brings out her human side, and we see her as an old wise woman who just wants to go about her business and not be persecuted for her way of life. I enjoyed the ending.

Psalm of the Second Body by Catherynne Valente

Cat Valente is a poetic mastermind. In Psalm of the Second Body, inspired by the Epic of Gilgamesh, she tells the story of a harlot taming a wild man. Valente captures the almost otherworldly beauty that Shamhat uses to charm Enkidu, and uses their lovemaking to illustrate Enkidu’s transition from a rough man who lives with his flock to someone capable of functioning and thriving in society. It’s exquisite.

Judgement at Naioth by Elissa Malcohn

The story of David fighting the Philistines is reimagined as a gang war, complete with drugs, destitution, and motorcyles. There’s a prevailing sense throughout the story that all is not as it should be and that if only things were different, David could be a hero and not a washed out addict.

Judith & Holofernes by Romie Stott

In this story, Judith beheads Holofernes over and over again. This was one of the stories in the collection that, while unique, didn’t work for me quite as well as the others.

Jawbone of an Ass by Lyda Morehouse

This one was also one that I didn’t care for as much. The premise was fascinating, but I didn’t like the main character. Jawbone of an Ass combines the idea of war with the Philistines with a Judas-like betrayal, but set in Ireland in the conflict between Catholics and Protestants. The protagonist is married to a rebel leader who has visions from God, and she ultimately decides to betray him because of their deeply troubled romantic relationship.

Swallowed! by Stephen M Wilson

A Jonah-and-the-whale meets Cthulhu mashup, filled with lots of blood and gore. The story begins with Chapter IV and works its way back in time so you see how a dead Cthulhu washes up on a beach. I think what bothered me here is that the thing I love about Lovecraft is the fact that he allows his horrors to remain unknown rather than telling us what they are, so actually seeing the monster and the horrific events in Jonah’s past seems a bit out of character.

Last Respects by D.K. Thompson

A vampire mourns the death of his wife. Oh, and there’s a lot of cannibalism (although is it cannibalism when vampires eat humans?). I like the sacramental twist at the end.

erin_oriordan_is_reading_again's review against another edition

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5.0

You don't need to be Jewish or Christian to appreciate She Nailed a Stake Through His Head: Tales of Biblical Terror. Still, you may find yourself groping for a religious icon for protection given the unholy places these weird tales will take you. The anthology opens with Gerri Leen's eerie reversal of the tale of Ruth and Naomi, wherein Ruth's devotion to her mother-in-law is not a blessing but a monstrous curse. Not all of these stories are set in the ancient Middle East, though, as Daniel Kaysen's "Babylon's Burning" proves. Meandering between desert sands and skyscrapers, between past, present and alternate timelines, She Nailed a Stake Through His Head is a gallery of horrors inspired by the most nightmarish images of Near Eastern cultures. There are wild-eyed, drug-crazed prophets, witches drawing the dead from the depths of the Underworld, sacred prostitutes with one soul in two bodies, an English Delilah trapped in a house falling down around her, epic beheadings, and a living tomb in the foul and slimy body of a whale driving the prophet deeper into insanity. The collection is bookended with a tale inspired by the New Testament: a vampire's take on the body and blood of the Christian savior. Regardless of religion (or lack thereof), lovers of speculative fiction will swallow up these provocative stories.

inkell's review against another edition

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dark tense slow-paced

4.0


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kikiandarrowsfishshelf's review

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2.0

While the idea of the book is good (in fact, the introduction makes me want to track down the book that inspired this one), many of the stories in this collection were misses for me. Not so much because I was offended by the subject matter, but more because they caused a meh reaction.
However, the two stories that really stand out are “Whither Thou Goest” by Gerri Leen and “Psalm of the Second Body “by Catherynne Valente. “Whither” is a take on the story of Ruth, with a rather interesting couple of twists. Valente’s tale isn’t biblical, but a retelling of a passage in Gilgamesh. It is hauntingly beautiful like much of her work.
In addition to these two tales, there are three that are so-so. “Babylon’s Burning” is a rather neat take on Daniel in the lions’ den, “Judith & Holoferenes” is mediation about the countless artwork, and the third “Jawbone of An Ass” presents Samson in the time of the Irish Troubles. While these three didn’t produce the enjoyment of Leen’s and Valente’s, the ideas and twists were at least interesting.
The other stories in the collection, I could not get though.


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