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“The only real question is, who are the monsters?” “They ask that question in every monster movie, you know. It’s an actual trope.” “I know,” Tom said. “What does it say about us that it’s relevant every single time they ask it?”
Now I will fully acknowledge and admit that from a literary perspective, The Kaiju Preservation Society is decidedly not a shining example of dramatic or lyrical prose, nor is it a sweeping futuristic alien planet space opera one would expect for the genre (please see Scalzi’s Old Man’s War or The Interdependency series). Clocking it at only around 260 pages both on Tor’s ebook and hardcover editions, the story is a fast-paced read that has the feel and complexity of a novella. However, despite some of the occasional science fiction details being skimped over in places and the novel lacking a clear narrative direction until the last third of the book, The Kaiju Preservation Society is pure sci-fi action movie flick fun. While a good portion of the book doesn’t really have much of a story, you almost don’t care because the tasks and activities Jamie does on a day to day are so entertaining. There are many moments that feel like a cross between Jurassic Park’s bioengineering crossed with a Steve Irwin discovery documentary crossed with Top Gun if you swap fighter jets for helicopters. It’s wild, kind of unhinged, and shouldn’t work, yet it’s perfectly pitched with specific types of readers in mind.
I don’t mean this as a negative point, but the Kaiju Preservation Society screams and embraces the sci-fi/fantasy geek culture and is almost pitched like an anti-normie sucker punch that no doubt explains its often-polarizing reviews. From names of devices outright stolen intentionally from sci-fi works (a character wonders if they can be sued for copyright), to kaiju’s being named Edward and Bella, the humor and comical chops will either fully work for readers or come off as cringy; the tone is quite liberal and slightly dude-y, warning for conservative or sensitive readers). The character development and personalities are quite simplistic and limited, but the dialogue is so funny that you don’t really notice unless you look carefully. Full of lowkey sarcasm and jokes that often hinge incorporate irony, the story’s ragtag team that Jamie ragtag team of researchers are a lot of fun, a little crass, and reminds me of the Murderbot Diaries (specifically the more comedic AppleTV adaptation vs Martha Wells’ original novellas). While first and foremost a science fiction story/fantasy story, The Kaiju Preservation Society is nearly as much a humorous comedy.
“I was just thinking that Edward’s Tumescent Cloaca would have been an excellent band name.” “Emo, obviously,” Kahurangi said. “Their first album glistened with promise, but their follow-up was a little flaccid.” “Their third album was really shitty.” “To be fair, the competition was stiff that year.” “I just thought that they should have showed more spunk.”
While not quite Scalzi’s best example for world-building and science fiction theorizing, beyond its joyful tone and sass, The Kaiju Preservation Society actually has some pretty interesting science concepts introduced. While superficially resembling Godzilla, the Kaiju exists as a mix of living biology meshed with a nuclear reaction system. On paper this sounds random (at least for normies not familiar with Godzilla), but the nuclear angle is used to explain other Kaiju’s signature atomic breath as well as how they’re able to exceed the typical living size limits of the square-cub law. Besides the Kaiju and atomic energy-related concepts, the Tanaka research station also has some fascinating concepts of self-sufficiency, as well as preventative mechanisms to discourage the base from being attacked by the kaiju and other forms of life on the inhospitable planet. Due to the lack of satellite connections, the Kaiju are fitted with trackers and live information and footage are recorded and relayed using aerostat balloons similar to the real aerostat radar system. Certain team members are tasked with developing synthetic pheromones to trigger certain reactions or movement of the kaiju or to mask unwanted activities. While there are certainly areas where explanations or science theories that are skipped over (I found the kaiju’s visual descriptions particularly vague and lacking), usually those deemed irrelevant to the core story or detracting from the story’s breezy pacing, the science fiction details aren’t a slouch either and in my opinion are appropriately developed to suit the novel’s shorter length. On a side note, I find it hilarious how some reviews criticize the book for info-dumping its theories or droning on about confusing science mumbo jumbo, hence why I mention that this book is not for and even makes fun of normies; case and point, Jamie’s ignorant and ridiculed ex-boss Rob Sanders.
While it’s neither perfect nor mass appealing, The Kaiju Preservation Society was not written with either of those goals in mind. Instead, what it delivers is a quick and upbeat blast of sci-fi entertainment paired with a surprisingly clever and unique premise. Featuring great mix of camp, humor and science fiction, it’s the perfect material for an action movie adaptation with its kaiju featurette and unique visuals. This is likely a great tonal warmup to his recently published When the Moon Hits Your Eye, another Scalzi novel that’s a mix of silly humor with speculative science fiction theming which is also on my to-read list (not to mention Starter Villain). An off-the-wall pick but certainly one that will bring a smile to most sci-fi readers’ faces, the Kaiju Preservation Society is a hit! If not, kindly take a seat next to Bella while she's venting and minutes away from spontaneous nuclear combustion-
Moderate: Cursing
Minor: Gun violence, Blood, Injury/Injury detail, Pandemic/Epidemic
Graphic: Gun violence, Pandemic/Epidemic
Moderate: Animal death, Death, Blood, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Cursing
Moderate: Gun violence, Violence, Murder, Pandemic/Epidemic
Minor: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Confinement, Deadnaming, Blood, Alcohol
Moderate: Death, Violence, Blood
Minor: Pandemic/Epidemic
Minor: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Deadnaming, Violence, Blood, Murder, Alcohol, Pandemic/Epidemic
Graphic: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Cursing, Death, Gun violence, Violence, Blood, Murder, Injury/Injury detail, Pandemic/Epidemic
Minor: Cancer, Deadnaming
Graphic: Animal death, Death, Murder
Moderate: Animal cruelty, Gun violence, Violence
Minor: Deadnaming, Blood, Pandemic/Epidemic
That said, it's a fun romp and adventure. Reads like it would make a killer screen adaptation. Hollywood, please produce this.
Moderate: Animal death, Cursing, Violence, Blood, Injury/Injury detail, Pandemic/Epidemic
Minor: Animal cruelty, Death, Murder, Alcohol
Graphic: Animal death, Body horror, Cursing, Death, Gun violence, Violence, Blood, Murder, Colonisation, Injury/Injury detail, Pandemic/Epidemic
The lead was the only fully developed character but the plot was so compelling that that didn’t matter. We learned enough about the other people where the lack of character development didn’t detract from the story but allowed more development of the setting and the kaiju.
The encounters with the creatures are tense and often terrifying; even the smallest animals are potentially deadly. But those adventures are also wildly funny, especially the initial helicopter trip with the pheromones. The calmer periods in between the field work are full of laughter and jokes and camaraderie, and I would love to read more about these people. They were smart and fascinating and easygoing and fun.
I loved the revolting descriptions of the kaiju and their smells, their Rottweiler-sized parasites, and all the other fauna, plus all the scientific talk that supported the plot. It was just a delightful book.
Graphic: Gore, Violence, Blood, Grief, Murder, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail