3.05 AVERAGE

dark slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
dark fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

enjoyed the twists but also i don’t really get what the point was <3

First of all, as I log this book, I’m glad my repeated attempts to get my mom on Goodreads have failed. Secondly, the last thing I expected this to be was a family drama… but there were a lot of surprising things here. What else can I expect from Mr. Palahnuisickskck? 
I was actually so invested in this that I stayed up late to finish it in one sitting - I couldn’t put it down. That right there gets huge bonus points. But the ending to me was so confusing and unsatisfying that I had to knock off a star. 
I love, love, love the amount of absurd trivia thrown in. My search history has become quite interesting, and I have been enlightened regarding the knowledge of lobbed off statue penises in the Vatican and a very horrific way to die. Although I gave it 3 stars, this one was more of a hit than a miss for me. It was so short and I couldn’t believe this was actually written, so I just had to read it.
dark mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: N/A
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

1.5
challenging dark funny reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
challenging mysterious tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Gimmicky, badly written, predictable, in desperate need of an editor.