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4.0

“In her pussy she has rubies.”
Στόχος είναι τα λεφτάάάά, έτσι μου 'πε η μαμάάάά...

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Shock value porno... a true masterpiece.

For a weird reason I enjoyed it. Obviously it's not shocking anymore. It’s 2019. We have eroticas and weird porn. Yeah ok I’ve seen tentacle porn and scat porn meaning that at this point I’m dead inside but you have to be an extreme prude to get shocked. Omg sex is so shocking.
I don't like reading about people fucking. So logically I bought a book called The School Of Whoredom.
A mom is teaching her daughter Pippa how to be an excellent hooker. I mean with that name she was destined to become a prostitute. (Πίπα)Pippa in Greek means tobacco pipe or blowjob. You are welcome.
People say that this is mocking-satirizing Plato's dialogue. I can see what they are talking about. I had to read Plato for class. Omfg she is so cultured.

“Talk as little as you can”
Well that's it. I can never be a whore.

I just realized that since I came back from my vacation I’ve been handing out 4 star reviews.
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