2.92 AVERAGE


2.5

Honestly not as bad as I expected

Erotica Short

This short had so many amazing one liners. It was over the top, creative, and hilarious. Plus spicy AF.

Spice: 5/5

Triggers: groping (shocker)

Rating: ★★★
Spice:

This was something.

I don’t know what it was but it was something.

Also the cover is terrifying.

I’m about to binge a bunch of these Christmas smutty novellas and I’m going to rate them all highly probably because of the sheer amount of bravery these authors have. The way I wouldn’t be able to look my mother in the eyes after writing and publishing something like this.

LMAO HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL

there’s nothing to say about this

Grinchmas came early

A new side to the Grinch you never thought you would see but you always wanted to once you were an adult. Read this short story to spread a little Christmas.......

I can’t stop laughing

“Make me jolly, my sweet Holly, and this store will have more Christmas spirit than any other store in the entire city... and Holly’s Jolly Holiday Service will get all the credit.”
-Grinch

“Let’s see what you got, grinchie boy.”
-Holly

This is 18 pages of ridiculousness. What the what?!?!?! I was sending friends quotes the whole time. Who is wanting to fuck the Grinch?!?! Also, if no one can see him, what if someone walked into that stockroom. They’d be calling a priest for an exorcist so fast.

Dr Seuss will be turning in his grave