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3.01 AVERAGE
3.01 AVERAGE
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
I would 100% read a full-length novel discussing the relationship between the two jealous American police officers and the American man who is literally fucking Canada
This is hilarious. It’s like if the author made Wikipedia articles and memes about Canada and write a few pages of “erotica.” I laughed out loud more than once.
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
I hated every second of this.
From my friend Sam: “This was the best thing I have ever read, I thank the cute girl in my history class for the recommendation with all my soul. If you haven’t read this book, you NEED to. This, and the art of war, are absolute classics. 5 stars.
We settled in the middle for the 4.25 Star review.
From my friend Sam: “This was the best thing I have ever read, I thank the cute girl in my history class for the recommendation with all my soul. If you haven’t read this book, you NEED to. This, and the art of war, are absolute classics. 5 stars.
We settled in the middle for the 4.25 Star review.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Sexual assault, Sexual content
fast-paced
adventurous
emotional
funny
hopeful
inspiring
tense
fast-paced
adventurous
funny
fast-paced
"One guard grabbed my manly, chiseled arms, tearing them from their grip on my amorous soil-lover. Canada moaned in protest as my dick slipped out of her wet, sticky folds"
Yet again this is a four page erotic story where our protagonist quite literally fucks Canada like a moose.
Yet again this is a four page erotic story where our protagonist quite literally fucks Canada like a moose.
adventurous
funny
fast-paced
4 very unserious stars.
Canada is obviously hot.
I loved the references.
The film lesson was cool too.
10/10 recommend for a crack read. 😂
Canada is obviously hot.
I loved the references.
The film lesson was cool too.
10/10 recommend for a crack read. 😂