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"BOY (reading titles of books on the shelf): My Family and Other Animals? Ha. Yes. I think my sister looks like a ferret.
HIS SISTER (shouting from the other side of the shop): I heard that! And you look like a diseased baboon!
I think this book was even better than the first one, though I've been hearing others say otherwise. The sequel to the Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores just got even funnier. The quote at the top was my favorite it had me laughing out loud for seconds, as usual there were still rude remarks from the customers but it was still short, funny and hilarious. I love it!

I thought this volume was more enjoyable and funnier than the first one. People do say crazy things.
Amongst my favorites:
CUSTOMER: Did they make a film edition of the Bible when The Passion of the Christ came out? You know, the text of the Bible, but with Mel Gibson on the front cover?
CUSTOMER: Do you have a book on how to identify swingers?
I will be recommending this to a lot of people !
Amongst my favorites:
CUSTOMER: Did they make a film edition of the Bible when The Passion of the Christ came out? You know, the text of the Bible, but with Mel Gibson on the front cover?
CUSTOMER: Do you have a book on how to identify swingers?
I will be recommending this to a lot of people !
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I held back on buying this book for ages but last night I finally gave in and finished it in the same night. Fantastic read that had me giggling all the way through - would make a great gift for any book lover too!!
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As someone who works in a bookstore I can verify that customers genuinely say stuff like this. I would like to add the I once had a fully grown adult person get upset with me because I could not provide a book on "real" unicorns. Was very upset when I told them unicorns do not, in fact, exist. Also the one that walked in (another grown person - maybe mid 40's) and said; "So is this like...a news agency for books? How does that work?"
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