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Really fun and a bit weird too. It tells a great story that mixes funny and kind of dark parts in a cool way. The way everything is put together is just awesome.

NOOOOOOO (this is incredibly masterful satire but) NoOOOOooOOOooo

My teacher on monday: how was your weekend?
Me: i read about eating babies

skinning the children for a war drum, putting food on the table selling bombs and guns, it’s quicker and easier to eat your young 
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a good satire criticizes its opposite position by using sarcasm and irony directly

a great satire usurps the position it criticizes completely and makes it crumble in itself

This did not really do it for me.

The grotesque and unethical nature of this essay's proposal is meant to shock people into altering their perspective or igniting change, but it kind of left me cold. I understand the thought behind the essay and I respect it for trying to accomplish change, especially when putting the text in its original time period, but I don't think it really accomplishes anything. It can too easily be shoved under the rug as ridiculous, weird and unnecessary. It did not set me to think, even though that was obviously its intent.

I was also not the biggest fan of the writing style. The whole thing is obviously meant to be satire content wise, and I think the writing style could have played with that a bit more. It felt a bit stiff and could have been more humorous. 
And if it was not going to follow the humour route, it could have at least tried to convey more emotion or spark any type of feelings in me. Now, it did neither.

All in all, I appreciate the thought, but this severely lacks in its execution. It's a no from me.
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As an example of essay with thesis, supporting statements, conclusion: perfect. Sharp.

As satire: also brilliant. And like good satire, relevant still today. Though our "issues" are not Catholics, but "welfare moms."