funny hopeful medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Fermina Daza is going to live in my head forever I suspect. 
challenging emotional reflective slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated
emotional reflective slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: No
emotional inspiring mysterious sad slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
adventurous dark relaxing medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
slow-paced

No. Just no. This book proves that you can be a good writer but produce literally one of the best books to produce feminine rage. Wtf did I just read?

Beautiful writing but didn’t really care for the story. Falls into the trap of modern romcoms that obsession=love.
dark reflective sad slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

I liked the book, mostly because I like explicit extensive metaphors and the way they encompass how a romance can behave rationally, irrationally, in-between, etc. There are plot issues with it of course -- I don't want to romanticize a story starring a man who waited 53 years for a woman who seemed very uninterested in him, or a man who groomed a child, or a man who did five other rather subtle (unremarkable in the greater literary sense) yet very diabolic things throughout the course of the book. I like Márquez's writing, though, and how you are able to feel everything, which is why I'm rating it a four :-)

I took a very long time to get through the book, so a part of me finds the experience of having read it, the eventful five months of half-reading it, the more gratifying, echt event. I suppose that applies to any book though.