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A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy, Sierra Simone

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fanboyriot's review against another edition

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challenging fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
Read For:
šŸ˜¬ Insta Love
ā˜ƒļø Holiday Theme
šŸ«  Annoying Characters
šŸŽ„Christmas Movie Filming 
šŸ¤¢ Overuse of Holiday Lotion

I bought the book on accident (confusing it for a different book with a similar cover) I didnā€™t notice until I was home and live too far from the bookstore to return it.  So this was a spite read if Iā€™m being honestā€¦ and I hated this book.  Where was the ā€œMeet Cuteā€ in this book because donā€™t remember reading one?  It wasnā€™t even a Christmas book either it was like the whole title was a lie or joke or something.

Merry āŒ
Little (418 pages) āŒ
Meet Cute āŒ

It was so cheesy and the characters gave off that whiny YA kind of vibe even though it wasnā€™t a young adult book.  The first person point of view made it feel so one dimensional and flat.  It was really difficult to care about what happened.  I hated everyone the longer I read. 

I have never read good fat rep in a book so I didnā€™t think this would be the exception.  You want to normalize fat characters then please stop bringing up all the fat talk, mention it and move on.  You donā€™t need to bring it up all the time.  As a fat person itā€™s super annoying to read about it as if these characters arenā€™t just normal people at the end of the day.  Iā€™m here for the inclusion but my gosh you donā€™t have to make it their only personality point.

I have no idea how this was 418 pages because it takes half the book for anything slightly interesting to happen, and even then itā€™s pretty boring.  It dragged out for no reason, but Iā€™m so happy to note all the times the one character jerked off with gingerbread lotion so thanks for ruining that holiday scent for me.  And donā€™t get me started on who uses lotion in the damn shower?!  That should be a crime.

On that note it was super weird that Bee was way too over sexualized to the point Nolan kept using her porn name in his head all day the time.  It like she was just an object the entire time.

ā€œYou can take the girl out of the sex work, but you canā€™t take the sex work out of the girl.ā€  - (Chapter 18, Page 249) 

Like what did I just read?  

Nolan was so damn annoying and there was more chemistry between Bee and a random stripper than him if Iā€™m being honest.  They were just horny.  There was zero romance and Iā€™m not sure how the authors thought romance and sex are that same thing but here we are.

Sure there were things like mental health rep, LGBTQIA+ rep, body and sex positivity, sex work and each of these were written so poorly.  For example when Bee was bisexual and in the porn business.  News flash most people in porn are bi (or gay for pay), why is this so shocking??  Girl on girl is literally fetishized all the time and itā€™s treated like Bee is the only bisexual porn star.

How was the done so badly?!  I knew I wouldnā€™t like it because it seems very heterosexual (even with bi characters) but my gods, this was so much worse.

So in conclusion this book was awful and felt like banging my head against a concrete wall.

Release Date: 20, September 2022
POV: Dual, First Person
Spice: šŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļø (mentioned nearly every page)
Rep:  Bi (MCs), Trans (SC), Bipolar (SC)

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littleflowerfairy's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.75


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yarisbooksandbevs's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5

This was a cute read. Lots of feminism and representation which was so nice to see. There were some times where I felt like Bee and Nolan didnā€™t have a lot of chemistry
and it felt like they were fangirling each other the whole time. Also it seemed a little silly they thought no one would figure out who she or Teddy was when sheā€™s so public in the adult film industry. I also feel like Nolan and Bee needed more time to fall in love with each other. They were fantasizing about marriage by the end of the two weeks lol
alas I was here for the vibes. The Christmas themed strip club was cute and there were definitely some cute and funny moments throughout the book. Not my fave but not bad.

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bwilhoite8's review against another edition

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adventurous challenging funny medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.0

For such a cute cover, this book is very raunchy. Mostly loving the cover was why I wanted to read. Christmas, pinks, and the plus size girl. I wasn't expecting it to be as raunchy as it was but I still liked it. Not my normal reads. I loved the concept of the storyline. It did make me silly smile while reading and also covering my face while feeling embarrassed for a character. 
If you're not ok with lots of swearing, explicit sex scenes, LGBT, then don't read this.

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immovabletype's review against another edition

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emotional funny hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5


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alexisgarcia's review against another edition

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funny hopeful slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

i really liked this book at the start. the plot is interesting, the characters are great, and it was pretty funny in my opinion. however, towards the middle it just started to drag. it was just too long for what it was. i started to find myself getting so bored and not wanting to continue reading because it just felt way way too long. 

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uranaishi's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional funny hopeful inspiring lighthearted reflective tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.25


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grimdark_dad's review against another edition

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emotional funny hopeful inspiring lighthearted sad medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.25


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megj23's review against another edition

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funny hopeful lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0


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heatherinthenether's review against another edition

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funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

2.5

Despite having read the blurb, this was alot spicier than I expected, and the relationship starting out as a sheer fantasy fulfillment didn't really make the romantic ending feel believable for me. But there were lots of colorful characters, some genuinely laugh-out-loud moments, and lots of spice if that's what you're looking for. 

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