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kristakp's review against another edition
emotional
hopeful
tense
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
4.25
Great story. The stakes felt appropriately high, but nonetheless the plot was easygoing and entertaining regardless. I was annoyed by some of Nolan's logic and reactions but not annoyed enough to really disrupt my enjoyment of the novel and the main relationship.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Alcohol, Chronic illness, Fatphobia, Body shaming, and Biphobia
Minor: Death of parent, Gaslighting, and Stalking
livermoresweetheart's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
3.0
<b> A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone </b>
<b>PoV:</b> First person, past tense, dual pov
<b>ToN (Type of Narration):</b> Dual by Joy Nash and Sebastian York
<b>Audio book length:</b> 11h
<b>Genre and Sub genre:</b> Romcom, Christmas
<b>Location:</b> Christmas Notch, Vermont; Arlington, TX; Los Angeles, CA
<b>Time(s):</b> Current/Contemporary
<b>Tropes:</b> Secret identity, secretly dating, famous
<b>TW/CW's:</b> mental health, body shaming, misogyny, biphobia, chronic illness, alcohol, drug use, medical, medical drama detailed, grief, death, death of a parent, sexual harassment, ableism, domestic abuse, vomit, bullying, panic attacks, stalking
<b>Language Rating:</b> 5/5
<b>Sex Rating:</b> 5/5 <b>graphic sex warning:</b> oral, spanking, desecrating of a religious alter (a Sierra Simone specialty)
<b>Representation:</b> LGBT+
Synopsis: Bee Hobbes (a.k.a. Bianca Von Honey) a successful plus-sized adult film star with a huge following online has been cast last minute to step in to fill a role for another star who got sick at a hot yoga retreat. Many other adult-film workers were also brought on when a bunch of workers were hurt at a burning-man type venue, because the director is “going straight” and rebranding from the adult film industry to the very family friendly industry. Bee’s co star will be the former boy-band pop sensation she has been madly in love with since her teen years.
All of the adult-film workers have been asked to keep their pasts quiet so that the director can make this squeaky clean family movie. Except that the workers spend their after hours at places like The North Pole, and getting drunk at the local bar, all spouting their mouths off about themselves, and everyone already knows who they are anyway.
Nolan Shaw has some skeletons in his past that he is trying to bury, and is hoping to do so with this fluffy family movie. And he was on track to do so.. Until his sex idol Bianca Von Honey waltzes onto the set, and now Nolan wants nothing more than to put his hands all over her every chance he gets. He has been following her ClosedDoor account for 6 years now, he’s a top tier member! Now he is trying to hide his feelings for Bee, when the reporter who ruined his career comes waltzing onto the Christmas set, snooping around for the new scoop, hoping at every turn that Nolan will live up to his bad boy rep.
This book was full of funny one liners, and a few well written scenes, but it seriously needed a heavy handed editor and possibly a rewrite. The premise was great, but this book could have been amazing if it had gone through a few more editing processes! Here are some things I hated-
-The words “gingerbread lotion” is used no less than 11 times. And if I have to ever read that again in this context I might be sick. Gross.
-The reader is lead to believe toys would come into play WAY more often than they actually did, and I for one was quite disappointed that the fun trunk was never utilized.
-The horrible euphemisms need to stop. Like. Right. TF. NOW. Now, I get it, we don’t want to use the same words over and over, that is repetitive and boring! But when you describe ladybits as a “well” and her cl*t as a “needy button”, it makes me think of the big, red “easy” button on the staples commercial that one can just press and org*sms just occur. In our dreams, ladies, in our dreams…
-Honestly, the way Nolan keeps talking about Bee’s body as if it is his to own, just because he paid for a subscription to it for the past 6 years makes me really sick. In fact, they both have these weird fascinations and infatuations with each other as objects and not as people, and that is super cringy.
-I love a good plus-size FMC or MMC! Seriously, make all the characters plus size! But there is a difference between subtle hints that the readers can infer from, and the constant reminder that yes, she is in fact over weight. That is what we hear. All.the.time. The inner dialogue is about the size. The characters mention the size. Everything revolves around the size (like, her not fitting into any of the dresses, or the chairs, or things were made for skinny people, etc etc etc)
-I also love a good story about business women (and for that matter, good business practices, and ethical managers and businesses) but again, every few sentences all the book talked about was how Bee was a p0rn star. We hear ya, she, and the others, worked in the adult-film industry. Loud.and.clear.
-Again, I love books with good representation! But every few sentences it talked about how Bee had two moms. She was OBSESSED with having two moms. We RARELY hear about any of the other characters' parents, why is that? Why is it so important we know that Bee has two moms? Did you know Bee had two moms? Bee has two moms. Two moms. The two moms Bee has. Two moms had Bee. Two moms. One mom, two mom.
-We are told over and over how Christmassy this Christmas town is. From the snow, to the silly street names, even to the “North Pole” pole dance/strip club with strippers with reindeer names. Clever? Maybe. Or maybe just over the top.
I love Sierra Simone, I have read all of her work! And I love Julie Murphy, I have read most of her work! This is the first time I have been *meh* about their books. I have more to rant about, but 2 pages is more than enough…. After all of this, though, I do hope they write two more books. I'd love to have books about Kallum and Isaac. BUT ONLY if the editing is done SO MUCH BETTER!!
<b>Audio book review:</b> The audiobook narrators were good. Sebastian York could read me the childhood story “The Night Before Christmas” and it could sound sexy. He is probably the only reason I listened to this book as long as I did.
**Audio book notes do not change my GR/SG book rating, it is only here for reference. This entire review is also cross posted to Amazon and Audible**
https://triggerwarningdatabase.com/
<b>PoV:</b> First person, past tense, dual pov
<b>ToN (Type of Narration):</b> Dual by Joy Nash and Sebastian York
<b>Audio book length:</b> 11h
<b>Genre and Sub genre:</b> Romcom, Christmas
<b>Location:</b> Christmas Notch, Vermont; Arlington, TX; Los Angeles, CA
<b>Time(s):</b> Current/Contemporary
<b>Tropes:</b> Secret identity, secretly dating, famous
<b>TW/CW's:</b>
<b>Language Rating:</b> 5/5
<b>Sex Rating:</b> 5/5 <b>graphic sex warning:</b>
<b>Representation:</b> LGBT+
Synopsis: Bee Hobbes (a.k.a. Bianca Von Honey) a successful plus-sized adult film star with a huge following online has been cast last minute to step in to fill a role for another star who got sick at a hot yoga retreat. Many other adult-film workers were also brought on when a bunch of workers were hurt at a burning-man type venue, because the director is “going straight” and rebranding from the adult film industry to the very family friendly industry. Bee’s co star will be the former boy-band pop sensation she has been madly in love with since her teen years.
All of the adult-film workers have been asked to keep their pasts quiet so that the director can make this squeaky clean family movie. Except that the workers spend their after hours at places like The North Pole, and getting drunk at the local bar, all spouting their mouths off about themselves, and everyone already knows who they are anyway.
Nolan Shaw has some skeletons in his past that he is trying to bury, and is hoping to do so with this fluffy family movie. And he was on track to do so.. Until his sex idol Bianca Von Honey waltzes onto the set, and now Nolan wants nothing more than to put his hands all over her every chance he gets. He has been following her ClosedDoor account for 6 years now, he’s a top tier member! Now he is trying to hide his feelings for Bee, when the reporter who ruined his career comes waltzing onto the Christmas set, snooping around for the new scoop, hoping at every turn that Nolan will live up to his bad boy rep.
This book was full of funny one liners, and a few well written scenes, but it seriously needed a heavy handed editor and possibly a rewrite. The premise was great, but this book could have been amazing if it had gone through a few more editing processes! Here are some things I hated-
-The words “gingerbread lotion” is used no less than 11 times. And if I have to ever read that again in this context I might be sick. Gross.
-The reader is lead to believe toys would come into play WAY more often than they actually did, and I for one was quite disappointed that the fun trunk was never utilized.
-The horrible euphemisms need to stop. Like. Right. TF. NOW. Now, I get it, we don’t want to use the same words over and over, that is repetitive and boring! But when you describe ladybits as a “well” and her cl*t as a “needy button”, it makes me think of the big, red “easy” button on the staples commercial that one can just press and org*sms just occur. In our dreams, ladies, in our dreams…
-Honestly, the way Nolan keeps talking about Bee’s body as if it is his to own, just because he paid for a subscription to it for the past 6 years makes me really sick. In fact, they both have these weird fascinations and infatuations with each other as objects and not as people, and that is super cringy.
-I love a good plus-size FMC or MMC! Seriously, make all the characters plus size! But there is a difference between subtle hints that the readers can infer from, and the constant reminder that yes, she is in fact over weight. That is what we hear. All.the.time. The inner dialogue is about the size. The characters mention the size. Everything revolves around the size (like, her not fitting into any of the dresses, or the chairs, or things were made for skinny people, etc etc etc)
-I also love a good story about business women (and for that matter, good business practices, and ethical managers and businesses) but again, every few sentences all the book talked about was how Bee was a p0rn star. We hear ya, she, and the others, worked in the adult-film industry. Loud.and.clear.
-Again, I love books with good representation! But every few sentences it talked about how Bee had two moms. She was OBSESSED with having two moms. We RARELY hear about any of the other characters' parents, why is that? Why is it so important we know that Bee has two moms? Did you know Bee had two moms? Bee has two moms. Two moms. The two moms Bee has. Two moms had Bee. Two moms. One mom, two mom.
-We are told over and over how Christmassy this Christmas town is. From the snow, to the silly street names, even to the “North Pole” pole dance/strip club with strippers with reindeer names. Clever? Maybe. Or maybe just over the top.
I love Sierra Simone, I have read all of her work! And I love Julie Murphy, I have read most of her work! This is the first time I have been *meh* about their books. I have more to rant about, but 2 pages is more than enough…. After all of this, though, I do hope they write two more books. I'd love to have books about Kallum and Isaac. BUT ONLY if the editing is done SO MUCH BETTER!!
<b>Audio book review:</b> The audiobook narrators were good. Sebastian York could read me the childhood story “The Night Before Christmas” and it could sound sexy. He is probably the only reason I listened to this book as long as I did.
**Audio book notes do not change my GR/SG book rating, it is only here for reference. This entire review is also cross posted to Amazon and Audible**
https://triggerwarningdatabase.com/
Content Warnings
Graphic: Vomit, Bullying, Drug use, Sexual content, Biphobia, Sexual harassment, Chronic illness, Alcohol, Medical content, Medical trauma, Grief, Death of parent, Ableism, Panic attacks/disorders, Stalking, Mental illness, Body shaming, Death, Misogyny, and Domestic abuse
megj23's review against another edition
funny
hopeful
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
3.0
Content Warnings
Graphic: Sexual content and Cursing
Moderate: Medical content and Death of parent
Minor: Stalking
decklededgess's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
relaxing
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
trigger warnings: mental illness, physical injury mention, poverty, sexual harassment, cyber bullying, sexual content, stalking mention, alcohol, anxiety and panic attacks, fatphobia
I am a big fucking fan of romance books featuring sex workers in an incredibly positive light and unabashedly discussing sex work coexisting with long term relationships. I feel like some romances demand that the person who does sex work stop after getting in a relationship which feels so incredibly manipulative in books. Thankfully we have zero manipulation in this book. But as a disclaimer, better opinions on this rep work come from people with firsthand experience with sex work so take my opinions here with a grain of salt.
Bee and Nolan were really superb main characters. Their chemistry jumped off the page from the get go and each character individually had so much charisma and personality that even individually they were stellar leads to follow throughout the book. The writing for both POVs was seamless and while I was easily able to tell which co author wrote which character/scene, I felt like the narrative voices were beautifully complimentary and transitioned without a hitch.
The expanded cast of characters in this little Christmas film set town were also supremely fun. I appreciated how all the side characters also had vivacious personalities and lives outside of the main story that had me salivating to read their stories.
This whole book was delightfully engrossing, sexy, and tooth achingly sweet. LOVE. Can't wait for more in this series.
I am a big fucking fan of romance books featuring sex workers in an incredibly positive light and unabashedly discussing sex work coexisting with long term relationships. I feel like some romances demand that the person who does sex work stop after getting in a relationship which feels so incredibly manipulative in books. Thankfully we have zero manipulation in this book. But as a disclaimer, better opinions on this rep work come from people with firsthand experience with sex work so take my opinions here with a grain of salt.
Bee and Nolan were really superb main characters. Their chemistry jumped off the page from the get go and each character individually had so much charisma and personality that even individually they were stellar leads to follow throughout the book. The writing for both POVs was seamless and while I was easily able to tell which co author wrote which character/scene, I felt like the narrative voices were beautifully complimentary and transitioned without a hitch.
The expanded cast of characters in this little Christmas film set town were also supremely fun. I appreciated how all the side characters also had vivacious personalities and lives outside of the main story that had me salivating to read their stories.
This whole book was delightfully engrossing, sexy, and tooth achingly sweet. LOVE. Can't wait for more in this series.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Sexual content, Biphobia, Panic attacks/disorders, Sexism, Sexual harassment, Alcohol, Body shaming, Chronic illness, Bullying, Injury/Injury detail, Medical content, and Mental illness
Minor: Stalking
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