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johnny_wi's review against another edition
4.0
While not my first foray into the world of Bizarro literature, this was the first I'd read of Bradley Sands' work, and the first collection of short and flash fiction Bizarro I've read.
My reading inclinations tend towards novels, the longer and more epic the better. I like to escape into a book, and if I can spend a week or more there, great. That being said, I am glad I strayed from my habits and gave this collection a go.
I'm still not sure, and won't be until a reread, if the pieces in this collection improved as it progressed or if my mind just began to melt a bit and settled into a form which better resonated with imagery coming at it. At the beginning my brain wanted to know "what is this?" and put it into some sort of sensible framework. I felt like what I was reading was sort of a collection of story ideas, the basic plot keys jotted down in a moment of inspiration, but because there are more ideas than time to write full stories, these were the abortions, little story fetuses with recognizable features but stunted in their development.
Not a bad thing, I kept finding myself thinking what a great idea, and how much potential lurked in these absurd and hilarious scenes. And in the midst of these were certain pieces where it all came together, the language with imagery, enough to inflict a strong feel for the piece.
Fortunately, before long I was drawn in to the point where the seatbelt came off and my mind flopped free to skip and frolic amidst the absurd, surreal and hilarious.
I'd never read anything quite like it. Chances are, neither have you. It's well worth it. Give your brain a break. Let it loose of stuffy convention and out for a run. This is a book you can read in whatever size chunks you feel like. Good for a laugh, good for a surprise, good for suspending reality and opening up a world where "what if?" rules.
Don't miss out on this one.
My reading inclinations tend towards novels, the longer and more epic the better. I like to escape into a book, and if I can spend a week or more there, great. That being said, I am glad I strayed from my habits and gave this collection a go.
I'm still not sure, and won't be until a reread, if the pieces in this collection improved as it progressed or if my mind just began to melt a bit and settled into a form which better resonated with imagery coming at it. At the beginning my brain wanted to know "what is this?" and put it into some sort of sensible framework. I felt like what I was reading was sort of a collection of story ideas, the basic plot keys jotted down in a moment of inspiration, but because there are more ideas than time to write full stories, these were the abortions, little story fetuses with recognizable features but stunted in their development.
Not a bad thing, I kept finding myself thinking what a great idea, and how much potential lurked in these absurd and hilarious scenes. And in the midst of these were certain pieces where it all came together, the language with imagery, enough to inflict a strong feel for the piece.
Fortunately, before long I was drawn in to the point where the seatbelt came off and my mind flopped free to skip and frolic amidst the absurd, surreal and hilarious.
I'd never read anything quite like it. Chances are, neither have you. It's well worth it. Give your brain a break. Let it loose of stuffy convention and out for a run. This is a book you can read in whatever size chunks you feel like. Good for a laugh, good for a surprise, good for suspending reality and opening up a world where "what if?" rules.
Don't miss out on this one.
mikelchartier's review against another edition
4.0
Pretty good, deliberately weird beyond analysis, but fun to read on the ride to work.
dantastic's review against another edition
4.0
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is a collection of flash fiction and prose poems by Bradley Sands.
Life is full of oddities. For instance, I like hot tea but hate iced tea. I like cooked cauliflower but dislike raw cauliflower. And I hate short stories but it turns out that I enjoy flash fiction quite a bit.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, along with having one of my favorite titles of all time, was a great read. All of the stories are delightfully strange and the perfect length for what they are. A man shows up at an orgy wearing a bear costume. A detective is hired to find a man's remote. Mount Holyoke prepares to hike Bradley Sands. Tao Lin acquires the ability to turn his eyebrows into gold after drinking an ape smoothie.
There are a lot more gems than duds in this one. Where else will you find a short story called Cormac McCarthy that consists of two sentences, one of which is a page and a half long? Or a book reading an author? Or the Pope getting sued?
If you're in the mood for 52 tasty morsels of absurdity, this is the book for you.
Life is full of oddities. For instance, I like hot tea but hate iced tea. I like cooked cauliflower but dislike raw cauliflower. And I hate short stories but it turns out that I enjoy flash fiction quite a bit.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, along with having one of my favorite titles of all time, was a great read. All of the stories are delightfully strange and the perfect length for what they are. A man shows up at an orgy wearing a bear costume. A detective is hired to find a man's remote. Mount Holyoke prepares to hike Bradley Sands. Tao Lin acquires the ability to turn his eyebrows into gold after drinking an ape smoothie.
There are a lot more gems than duds in this one. Where else will you find a short story called Cormac McCarthy that consists of two sentences, one of which is a page and a half long? Or a book reading an author? Or the Pope getting sued?
If you're in the mood for 52 tasty morsels of absurdity, this is the book for you.
sheldonnylander's review
4.0
Flash fiction is a weird animal in literature. It can be so short that it doesn't allow meaning to enter into anything unless the author knows what they're doing. Still, in the right hands flash fiction can be a brilliant vehicle to get the point across quickly.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy by Bradley Sands is a collection of flash fiction and prose poetry that engages in a lot of experimentation and pushes the boundaries with how far an author can play with the rules before the narrative, even a very brief narrative, falls apart.
To start, you'll notice something right away: Most of these stories are very brief, in some cases being only a short paragraph long. Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is kind of like Robot Chicken: The Novel (which doesn't exist; it's just a personal dream of mine). You get quick cuts of things that seem to be completely random with an occasional longer story, although nothing that's really that long. From the Pope getting sued to a war that breaks out over greeting cards, this covers everything that has nothing to do with each other and somehow makes them relate. Some stories even have some touching commentary on real-world perspectives, like how a child can see their parent as invincible.
You might notice how above I said that it pushes the boundaries before a narrative falls apart. In this book, Sands walks that line very carefully, and the way he describes everything as though it's the most normal stuff in the world adds to that effect. I found myself almost hearing these stories read to me in a deadpan fashion. While a few of the stories were a little off, none of them actually crosses that lines into total collapse. Some of these stories straight-up shine. It was a really fascinating experience to read this book. There are a lot more gems than stinkers here.
As far as bizarro fiction goes, it definitely qualifies. Believe me, nothing about any of these stories qualify as normal. In fact, that might be a bit of a sticking point for some. While collections of short pieces could be a good introduction for someone into the bizarro genre, I can't recommend this for newbies. Some of this is so bizarre that it would likely leave the uninitiated confused, if not send them straight to the looney bin babbling about Tao Lin with golden eyebrows.
A volume worth your time, this book is recommended but only for those that already have a little bizarro under their belt or might already be unhinged enough the get Sands' special brand of madness, and if you do then please seek help. The small size of the stories make it easy to read and take a break whenever you need to, but the stories may still be too surreal for the uninitiated. And even for the initiated, it's not perfect and not every story will be for everyone. While good, this book is completely non-traditional and experimental, so be warned. Personally, I happen to like more experimental fiction, and even when it doesn't always work, I still respect the author for trying something new.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy by Bradley Sands earns 4 ape smoothies out of 5.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy by Bradley Sands is a collection of flash fiction and prose poetry that engages in a lot of experimentation and pushes the boundaries with how far an author can play with the rules before the narrative, even a very brief narrative, falls apart.
To start, you'll notice something right away: Most of these stories are very brief, in some cases being only a short paragraph long. Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is kind of like Robot Chicken: The Novel (which doesn't exist; it's just a personal dream of mine). You get quick cuts of things that seem to be completely random with an occasional longer story, although nothing that's really that long. From the Pope getting sued to a war that breaks out over greeting cards, this covers everything that has nothing to do with each other and somehow makes them relate. Some stories even have some touching commentary on real-world perspectives, like how a child can see their parent as invincible.
You might notice how above I said that it pushes the boundaries before a narrative falls apart. In this book, Sands walks that line very carefully, and the way he describes everything as though it's the most normal stuff in the world adds to that effect. I found myself almost hearing these stories read to me in a deadpan fashion. While a few of the stories were a little off, none of them actually crosses that lines into total collapse. Some of these stories straight-up shine. It was a really fascinating experience to read this book. There are a lot more gems than stinkers here.
As far as bizarro fiction goes, it definitely qualifies. Believe me, nothing about any of these stories qualify as normal. In fact, that might be a bit of a sticking point for some. While collections of short pieces could be a good introduction for someone into the bizarro genre, I can't recommend this for newbies. Some of this is so bizarre that it would likely leave the uninitiated confused, if not send them straight to the looney bin babbling about Tao Lin with golden eyebrows.
A volume worth your time, this book is recommended but only for those that already have a little bizarro under their belt or might already be unhinged enough the get Sands' special brand of madness, and if you do then please seek help. The small size of the stories make it easy to read and take a break whenever you need to, but the stories may still be too surreal for the uninitiated. And even for the initiated, it's not perfect and not every story will be for everyone. While good, this book is completely non-traditional and experimental, so be warned. Personally, I happen to like more experimental fiction, and even when it doesn't always work, I still respect the author for trying something new.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy by Bradley Sands earns 4 ape smoothies out of 5.
mrfrank's review against another edition
1.0
This book hold a very special place in the history of my reading life, it is the first book I have ever put down part way through never to read further on. It's rare that I read something I find bad. I've always, as a matter of personal policy, slogged my way through some pretty loathsome stories. SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY by Bradley Sands was just unreadable to me. I had to put it down about a quarter of the way through.
Essentially, this is a collection of Bizarro Flash Fiction. The fiction is very flashy and the bizarro is way bizarre. I can accept some pretty bizarre premises and I embrace the Bizarro genre whole-heartedly but this stuff was so far out there. I couldn't believe this counted as writing. I couldn't find one shred of anything which to grab hold of and relate to on some level.
There must be someone out there who gets this. Someone who can make the connection. There is no way someone would have taken the trouble to write all this and someone else taken the time to publish it without believing it had some sort of literary merit. I would love to speak with anyone who gets this work. I would like desperately to know what I was missing in the translation.
Maybe I'm right though. Maybe this is all just drivel. Maybe Bradley Sands wrote this in his sleep, slapped it up on Smashwords and let the fools drop a dime on it. Perhaps that above all is the brilliance of SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY.
Essentially, this is a collection of Bizarro Flash Fiction. The fiction is very flashy and the bizarro is way bizarre. I can accept some pretty bizarre premises and I embrace the Bizarro genre whole-heartedly but this stuff was so far out there. I couldn't believe this counted as writing. I couldn't find one shred of anything which to grab hold of and relate to on some level.
There must be someone out there who gets this. Someone who can make the connection. There is no way someone would have taken the trouble to write all this and someone else taken the time to publish it without believing it had some sort of literary merit. I would love to speak with anyone who gets this work. I would like desperately to know what I was missing in the translation.
Maybe I'm right though. Maybe this is all just drivel. Maybe Bradley Sands wrote this in his sleep, slapped it up on Smashwords and let the fools drop a dime on it. Perhaps that above all is the brilliance of SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY.
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