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The Young Girl's Handbook of Good Manners for Use in Educational Establishments by Pierre Louÿs
liliammtz's review
5.0
"Pénétrez-vous de cette vérité, que toutes les personnes présentes, quelque soit leur sexe et leur âge, ont la secrète envie de se faire sucer par vous, mais que la plupart n’oseront pas l’exprimer."
La sexualidad como comedia y rebeldía.
La sexualidad como comedia y rebeldía.
mariasabeler's review against another edition
4.0
de 1919. 1919!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking hilarious mas com muito humor negro, não é para toda a gente. estranhamente não heteronormativo
- Não masturbe todos os seus amigos para uma garrafa de limonada, mesmo que a bebida lhe pareça mais saborosa adicionando-lhe a fresca esporra. É muito provável que os convidados do senhor seu pai não partilhem tal gosto.
- É do mais lamentável mau gosto meter dissimuladamente uma piça artificial debaixo do guardanapo de uma jovem menina em lugar do seu pãozinho.
- Antes de ir comungar, se chupar um cavalheiro, não engula o esperma. Não estaria em jejum. Pode, todavia, bebê-lo à sexta-feira. O esperma, tal como leite, não é considerado um alimento gordo.
honorable mentions que até tenho vergonha de dizer aqui:
* Jogos e divertimentos, XIV
* Deveres para com o seu pai, VIII
* Com o amante de sua mãe, XI
fucking hilarious mas com muito humor negro, não é para toda a gente. estranhamente não heteronormativo
- Não masturbe todos os seus amigos para uma garrafa de limonada, mesmo que a bebida lhe pareça mais saborosa adicionando-lhe a fresca esporra. É muito provável que os convidados do senhor seu pai não partilhem tal gosto.
- É do mais lamentável mau gosto meter dissimuladamente uma piça artificial debaixo do guardanapo de uma jovem menina em lugar do seu pãozinho.
- Antes de ir comungar, se chupar um cavalheiro, não engula o esperma. Não estaria em jejum. Pode, todavia, bebê-lo à sexta-feira. O esperma, tal como leite, não é considerado um alimento gordo.
honorable mentions que até tenho vergonha de dizer aqui:
* Jogos e divertimentos, XIV
* Deveres para com o seu pai, VIII
* Com o amante de sua mãe, XI
pati_c's review
3.0
Fast read, and very, very funny. A dig at girls' good manners manuals, totally slanted towards the raunchy. Some "dos and don'ts" had me rolling.
pottedkarma's review
5.0
This books is bloody fantastic. It's a complete riot and I love it. Especially considering the time period it was written in. It's utterly tongue-in-cheek and wonderful. Everyone should read this book!
valuxiea's review
This book is horrendously lewd and terribly offensive on all counts. I highly recommend it, for those whom it might amuse.
jasminenoack's review
4.0
welcome to christmas.
Today has been productive. I reread the silly philosophy book this morning, I went to see a movie that got terrible reviews, then I read this book while I worked out. I've been worried about not reading a hundred books this year and recently Karen recommended this to me. She says it is hard to know what I like but she does such a good job this book is super fun.
This book really reminded me of reading this is not a novel by david markson (which I highly recommend by the way). That was almost 10 years ago before I knew anything about anything when it came to books. But the fact is that picking this up and seeing that style really brought back great memories for me. While markson's book feels like simply a disconnected list of facts, this book is facts with a theme. A fun theme. Now I could go on or I could just let Louÿs give you some advice:
Cleanliness:
Do not suggest that the server should screw a cooked fatted chicken up the ass, without having personally assured said waiter has no venereal diseases.
Discretion:
If you play wet finger, do not wet it between your thighs unless you have complete privacy.
religion:
when receiving a dildo in the ass, do not demand that the archbishop bless the instrument first. Certain prelates would refuse to do so.
grown-ups:
If you hear some off-color jokes, allusions, or dreadful puns during the play, do not explain them to the grown ups, even if the grown ups seem not to be getting them
incest:
There is nothing naughtier than a little girl who sees her brother get a hard on and does nothing to relieve him.
This is going on the pile of books that I'm giving my mom.
Today has been productive. I reread the silly philosophy book this morning, I went to see a movie that got terrible reviews, then I read this book while I worked out. I've been worried about not reading a hundred books this year and recently Karen recommended this to me. She says it is hard to know what I like but she does such a good job this book is super fun.
This book really reminded me of reading this is not a novel by david markson (which I highly recommend by the way). That was almost 10 years ago before I knew anything about anything when it came to books. But the fact is that picking this up and seeing that style really brought back great memories for me. While markson's book feels like simply a disconnected list of facts, this book is facts with a theme. A fun theme. Now I could go on or I could just let Louÿs give you some advice:
Cleanliness:
Do not suggest that the server should screw a cooked fatted chicken up the ass, without having personally assured said waiter has no venereal diseases.
Discretion:
If you play wet finger, do not wet it between your thighs unless you have complete privacy.
religion:
when receiving a dildo in the ass, do not demand that the archbishop bless the instrument first. Certain prelates would refuse to do so.
grown-ups:
If you hear some off-color jokes, allusions, or dreadful puns during the play, do not explain them to the grown ups, even if the grown ups seem not to be getting them
incest:
There is nothing naughtier than a little girl who sees her brother get a hard on and does nothing to relieve him.
This is going on the pile of books that I'm giving my mom.
ilariella's review
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
3.0
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