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Batman Returns by Craig Shaw Gardner

herajuno's review

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3.0

As expected, Catwoman/Selina Kyle steals every scene she’s in, the Penguin is horny all the time, and Bruce Wayne is a 35 year old man who needs his butler to help him talk to women. So basically, it’s the movie. 

cyanide_latte's review against another edition

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adventurous dark funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.25

I will say that while the previous novelization for the first film left much to be desired, I think that Gardner's writing improved with this one.  I also really loved Michael Murphy as the narrator for this, he really made it spectacular.

monk's review

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adventurous dark funny lighthearted tense fast-paced

3.25

paperbackstash's review

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4.0

I got this in 2013 for dirt cheap from a thrift store, and years it's sat ignored on my shelf. I figured it would be a so-so read one day that would be dry - but it surprised me by being so fun and carried humor stronger than the movie did.

I'm not the biggest fan of Tim Burton's Batman flicks, but the second has always been my favorite of the director's work. Selina and Bruce's relationship was the cat's meow. I loved the dance scene where Bruce tries to explain they are the same - split into two and in contrary nature to themselves. Good thing she's got nine lives after all.

While the penguin was a mean little monster with some annoying parts that drove me slightly batty - he mainly was an amusing villain. There is humor in the text that came through to me more clearly than it did in the movie. Sure we miss out on the music and the shiny celluloid effects the film had, but this one stayed faithful. It was an easy, smooth read with simplified writing that flew by.

And yeah, Batman totally did kill that one guy. Just sayin'.

Maybe it's not worth hunting down or paying much for, but it's worth a read if you have it lying around. We don't get deep emotions or characterization or anything, look into deeper original Batman books for that sort of stuff - this one was a playful companion to the film and doesn't steer from the course to spread any creative wings. As I said, worth a read if you have it close by and handy.

alexauthorshay's review

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2.0

It's been a while since I've seen the movie so I don't know how aligned the book is with it, but it was a really weird read. I've never followed Catwoman or her story, so reading this helped me understand her neutrality more. Other than that, the book was written in first-person POV for the first two chapters and then not at all for the rest of the book, which seemed odd and inappropriate to me. On top of that, it was a very narrated read. That is to say that I could hear Gardner's voice throughout the writing; both because he used the same expressions and words frequently and because his third-person sounded personal rather than objective, which is rare for most books.
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