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Lord Vishnu's Love Handles: A Spy Novel (Sort Of) by Will Clarke

mehitabels's review against another edition

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3.0

"Because I'm not cut out for sainthood, and of all people, God should know that."

"I have a date with Destiny, or at least her in-bred cousin, Circumstance."

dowswell's review against another edition

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1.0

Lord Vishnu's Love Handles is unexpectedly fleshy and overly brash. Its protagonist spends so much time shooting his mouth off that I think the author may have forgotten that, as readers, we're probably more apt to enjoy his work if we don't hate its main character. There's no redemption here. There's barely a coherent plot. What there is, in spades, is a lot of unnecessary bawdiness.

The premise is simple, and then convoluted. Yuppie man leads charmed existence, with a side of psychic abilities and a drinking problem. His life is turned upside down and he ends up making a deal with the devil (in this case a super-secret government ESP organization). Enter the bad guy and a dozen or so plot mishaps magically healed by convenient sixth-sense-iness. Sprinkle with lots of excessive aggression and pseudo-sexy undertones and viola!

Don't get me wrong. I love a good silly yet dirty romp as much as the next girl, but this one left me feeling unfulfilled. Like I'd somehow just read a big mac and then wiped the grease off my hands onto a second-hand negligee.

mscoutj's review against another edition

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4.0

Absolutely entertaining, especially if you like psychics, spies, video games and karma...gotta love karma...

mellyfish's review against another edition

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3.0

It's a quick read, and the story started to get sloppy towards the end. However it's hard not to love the main character if you're imagining him talking like Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. Very funny.

livrekitty's review against another edition

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4.0

Strange and funny.
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