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bestie. the 19 hours i just listened to begs to differ.
i almost feel like i have to go back and give blood of hercules a slightly higher rating and be nicer to alexis. because alexis was stupid, sure. but she was sleep deprived and almost never took any agency--she just kind of let the story strings pull her along. wren, however? wren is STUPID.
why was this 19 hours long? sincerely.
this book could have been an email. when i'd gotten to the 11 hour mark, i could tell you two "big" things that had happened. there's also an unhinged part of me that wants to go back, cut out any time wren was salivating over cross, and compare word counts to the "non-horny" and "as-is" versions JUST to visually see how much time was wasted describing how unbelievably hot this guy is. like. we kept hearing about how horrible the blacklands were, but when we actually get to them? it's a footnote. it's more an inconvenient stroll through some misty woods. we could have spent time on THAT, but we spend SO MUCH of the book in pointless military schooling or reading wren's personal diary about her big massive crush (that she will remind you again and again she hates that she has) on cross.
"hell-fuck" is a stupid curse word. it's not distractingly bad, but it's too... awkward?? to be believable as something that would catch on. stop trying to make "hell-fuck" happen, dani, it's not going to happen.
anyway. POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW.
what i liked:
- idk i kind of appreciated that every time wren jumped to the conclusion that ivy had stabbed her in the back, it was revealed to've been someone else. maybe it's because i hate wren, but i find that: very fucking funny.
- that the book ended
thanks, i hate it:
- i can't stand wren, man. she'll constantly think "this is a bad idea" and then do it anyway. and this is like... never "trained" out of her. you'd think jim would have taught her SOME sense of caution or taught her to tame some of her impulsivity, but no. and then does the silver block make her any better? no. she just keeps doing blatantly stupid things and then wears a surprised pikachu face when it backfires on her, like she couldn't have seen this coming even though right before doing the thing she was like "i probably shouldn't do this".
- and on the subject of hating wren, her entire "i hate that i'm attracted to him" thing we hear 134290 times throughout the book--girl: skill issue. if you really hated it, you'd find ways to make him unattractive (even though his treatment of you should be more than enough but this is a brick i'm speaking to). imagine cross in the hours after having eaten some dodgy burritos--i dunno, whatever you have to do.
- on the subject of hating wren (the movie the sequel), ohhhh myyy godddddddd, EVERYTHING having to do with tana fucking PISSED ME OFF. especially after she spends half the book whining about how the resistance won't come get HER.
she then gets her 'best friend' sent to a labor camp, is a little sad about it, but then the next several chapters after that is all about how in love she and cross are??? HELLO??? obviously yeah tana doesn't want to talk to her--which is what they'd need to do to plan an escape--but there is never a sense of urgency to get tana out. - and thanks
for having tana experience SA , dani, that was super necessary, just awesome, just so great, god, everything surrounding tana in those last few chapters we 'see' her in just makes me want to start clawing at the walls. - are there ANY likeable characters here? no, not really.
- there's a scene that's so blatantly copying the "shooting the apple in the pig's mouth" scene from The Hunger Games, it's honestly embarrassing. the moment she saw that her supervisors weren't paying attention, i knew what was coming.
- keeping us in the dark over
whether or not betima was a mod would have been so much more impactful than giving us an answer. it would have served so much better for showing us not only the bigotry and abuse of power. obviously--regardless of the answer--what happened shouldn't have happened. but being left wondering if roe was 'right' would have been significantly more haunting. revealing that cross and wolf are the same person was so irritating . you kind of get the feeling that this is GOING to be the revelation throughout all their bullshit interactions with each other, but when that suspicion is confirmed, it's just so eye-rolling and underwhelming and dumb.- i'm not kidding man, so much of this book is just... "god, look at his biceps when he brushes his teeth, ohhhhh my godddd, his back muscle just twitched, mmm--i HATE that i'm so attracted to him 8ccc--ohhhh but when he looks at me i get so hot and i'm so jealous of that one girl and i don't know why and--8cccc i wish i wasn't like this", and it could have been cut to help us better understand other aspects of the world (THE BLACKLANDS???) but NO. making sure we know that cross is HOT and that wren is insanely turned on is far more important to this story.
- i had something else i was going to say.... --oh. jim's letter at the end? flat out confusing. we don't spend enough time on the subject of the letter (you know, hotness took priority), so when we get to it at the end all i could really think was "...okay???? ...and????". like, i relistened to it three times. if this is supposed to be a big [GASP] moment, boy did it fall short. build up would have been necessary for this, but we sure as shit never got it.
yeah that's it. that's all i care to say, which is more than the book deserves. what's that line from the menu--"you will eat less than you desire and more than you deserve"? sure.
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Graphic: Sexual content
Moderate: Death, Violence
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