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Graphic: Pedophilia, Pregnancy
Graphic: Sexual content, Stalking
Moderate: Cursing, Death, Sexual assault, Violence, Blood, Medical content, Murder, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Car accident, Death of parent, Pregnancy
Graphic: Alcoholism, Child abuse, Cursing, Death, Gore, Gun violence, Misogyny, Rape, Self harm, Sexual content, Suicidal thoughts, Violence, Blood, Medical content, Grief, Cannibalism, Death of parent, Murder, Pregnancy, Injury/Injury detail
Graphic: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Cursing, Death, Emotional abuse, Gore, Sexual content, Violence, Blood, Kidnapping, Grief, Stalking, Car accident, Death of parent, Murder, Gaslighting, Sexual harassment
Moderate: Pregnancy
Graphic: Death, Rape, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence, Blood, Medical trauma, Stalking, Murder, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Child abuse, Panic attacks/disorders, Torture, Vomit, Medical content, Car accident, Death of parent
Minor: Pregnancy, Fire/Fire injury
I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did when it started. I usually avoid nursing stories and almost turned it off. This said, it quickly became one of my favourite books of the last few months. It's a good story and spicy, but most importantly it was funny because it was FUNNY, not because the spice was awful like in lots of smut books. š I was laughing out loud so much and loved the characters, especially Josh. I especially loved that Aly behaved in a realistic way to the sexy masked guy she's been fawning over breaks into her house. She doesn't just go 'ooh a lovely normal thing to have happened'.
Properly good fun and āāāāā from me!
Graphic: Death, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence, Blood, Medical content, Stalking, Car accident, Death of parent, Murder, Sexual harassment
Minor: Sexism, Pregnancy
Graphic: Child abuse, Confinement, Cursing, Death, Domestic abuse, Emotional abuse, Gun violence, Physical abuse, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence, Medical content, Kidnapping, Stalking, Death of parent, Murder, Sexual harassment, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Ableism, Mental illness, Blood, Grief, Cannibalism, Car accident, Pregnancy, Alcohol
Graphic: Cursing, Death, Sexual content, Violence, Blood, Stalking, Death of parent, Murder, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Child abuse, Gun violence, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual violence, Medical content, Mass/school shootings, Cannibalism, Medical trauma, Car accident, Pregnancy, Alcohol
Graphic: Cursing, Death, Gun violence, Panic attacks/disorders, Violence, Blood, Stalking, Death of parent, Murder, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Sexual assault, Vomit, Grief, Car accident
Minor: Cannibalism, Pregnancy
okay, here we go. on top of the ridiculously cringey quote on the cover, this has to be one of the worst books i have ever read in my entire life. a letdown would be an understatement, unfortunately.
let me start by listing out things i hated:
the excessive use of "IRL"
aly's ridiculous tiktok comments
aly losing her shit entirely over a man on tiktok that wears a mask
her ridiculous obsession with him, especially as an adult at her adult job/workplace
that one cringe line about josh dicking her down or whatever he said
"aly in her villain era"
"praise kink: unlocked"
āare you std free?ā /during/ a sexual encounter, mind you...
āevery few seconds, my inner muscles clenched as if to remind me that they didnāt have a dick to squeeze, and they were not happy about that factā
āthese masked thirst trappers had no idea how feral they made peopleā
āreader, i puke-laughed. and, no. i do not recommend it"
the fact that aly cannot go five seconds without sharing how sexy josh is and how her ovaries are bound to explode if she looks at him one more time
"mommy/daddy time"
things i enjoyed:
the two times (i'm being serious) i laughed at lines that were actually funny
moving on...this book has zero plot aside from the fact that josh has a "masktok" account and every single one of his followers thirsts over him, including our fmc aly. the stalker aspect was hardly stalkerish, the dirty talk during sex was vile, the "hacker" job that josh has seems a little too convenient, and someone please tell me why aly's vibrator is "molded from a famous porn actor's dick"??? and for the romance part, where was the romance? i'll be the first one to say that sex does not equal romance, and this had a lottt of sex / sexual innuendos / inner monologues about sex, yet zero romance. the only romance-type thing i can think of is how josh was averagely nice to aly's can, and even then, that is the bare minimum for your girlfriend's pet.
aly's personality traits:
having a cat
being excessively horny
having no common sense
wanting josh so incredibly bad
having a troubling past that we don't really learn about until halfway through the book
josh's personality traits:
making everything sexual
having a "masktok" account
being down bad for aly even though he met her once
worrying about wanting to hurt/kill aly's cat on accident
worrying about being like his serial killer dad every god damn chapter
as someone who loved haunting adeline, josh felt like the dollar store version of zade meadows. i went into this book pretty much blind, the only knowledge i had was that it was a stalker romance, and i am thoroughly disappointed. also, if i had known about this "masktok" thing before reading, i would not have spent my own adult money on this book. save your time and money, do not read or buy this book unless you enjoy hate-reads.
Graphic: Sexual content, Vomit, Stalking, Murder
Moderate: Death, Car accident, Death of parent, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Child abuse, Rape, Cannibalism, Pregnancy