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Fairy Tales by James Riordan

stellarae2000's review

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5.0

Here are my ranking and reviews of each story:
1. Puss in Boots — Love cats
2. Cinderella — Cinderella just wanted a night out, what an icon
3. The Elves and the Shoemaker — I love this fairy tale, it’s ridiculously sweet
4. Snow White — Bro I cannot believe the mirror told the queen exactly where to find Snow White
5. Rumpelstiltskin — I honestly feel kind of bad for Rumpelstiltskin
6. The Pied Piper — This doesn’t really show the best of humanity
7. The Frog Prince — Kind of think the frog is a douche in this retelling
8. Beauty and the Beast — Can’t believe that the dad was just down to trade his daughter for his freedom
9. Goldilocks and the Three Bears — I prefer the versions where the bears and Goldilocks end up as one big happy family
10. The Three Little Pigs — Damn the first two pigs totally died, I prefer the version where they just run to the next house so then all three are in the brick house at the end
11. The Princess and the Pea — This is such a dumb fairy tale
12. The Little Gingerbread Man — Such a random story
13. The Three Billy Goats Gruff — I don’t really understand what the troll did wrong
14. Little Red Riding Hood — Talking to wolves in the woods is psycho behavior
15. Tom Thumb — This is such a weird fairy tale
16. Hansel and Gretel — I can’t believe their parents fully just tried to murder them
17. Jack and the Beanstalk — Jack is pretty much a little shit
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