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Graphic: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Bullying, Cursing, Emotional abuse, Gore, Mental illness, Panic attacks/disorders, Physical abuse, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Torture, Toxic relationship, Violence, Blood, Kidnapping, Stalking, Suicide attempt, Murder, Gaslighting, Injury/Injury detail
Graphic: Panic attacks/disorders, Physical abuse, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Toxic relationship, Violence, Stalking, Suicide attempt, Sexual harassment
Moderate: Death, Gore, Blood, Medical content
Graphic: Physical abuse, Rape
Moderate: Animal cruelty, Hate crime, Sexual content, Sexual violence
Graphic: Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence
Moderate: Suicidal thoughts, Blood
Minor: Animal cruelty
Graphic: Emotional abuse, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Torture, Blood, Stalking, Suicide attempt, Sexual harassment
Graphic: Emotional abuse, Rape, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Suicide attempt
Graphic: Bullying, Cursing, Death, Gore, Mental illness, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence, Blood, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Stalking
Minor: Animal death
Graphic: Bullying, Emotional abuse, Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual content, Sexual violence, Torture, Stalking, Suicide attempt, Sexual harassment
Moderate: Violence, Toxic friendship
Graphic: Sexual assault, Sexual violence
TL;DR:
VIBES
🎓 College setting + Mafia
🎓 Mystery plot
🎓 Psychopath MMC
🎓 Doormat FMC
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🗨️ First-person, present tense
THOUGHTS (spoiler-lite™)
- If you read and enjoyed this book, please stop reading here! I have some shit to get off my chest and I will not be holding back.
- If you're considering reading this book and care more about vibes than writing/editing, please read this review at your own discretion.
- If you're considering reading this book and you do care about good writing/editing, please read this review and see if you can read the quotes without cringing before you commit.
Alright, below are my ramblings and highlighted quotes categorised to be semi-coherent. These are my opinions. If Wattpad-core doesn't bother you, YMMV.
The Characters:
❌ Killian... I do not understand the hype. He's a petulant, entitled little shit; he's supposed to be cruel and menacing but his threats are actually laughable; his whole 'I like to cut up animals' schtick is uninspired; he has no character development to keep me interested; and his POV's were so fucking repetitive (Glyn's virginity this, make her bleed that, uhhgggghhh).
"Have you enjoyed your car's new headlights enough?" I change the subject, then whisper, "Because they might disappear. With the whole car. While you sleep."
"What a weakling. How about you drop dead?"
❌ Glyndon is so forgettable that I literally had to look up her name to write this review. Her only identifiable personality trait is an inferiority complex. She has absolutely no backbone and just lets Killian happen to her... and then she's in love! Omg. Also, she's suicidal (although in deep denial) because her best friend killed himself? But the ending reveals that
❌ Remi is the only side character I actually remember and it's only because I cannot fucking stand how he refers to himself in third person and calls himself 'Lordship.' It wasn't funny the first time and it certainly wasn't funny the twentieth.
❌ There are too many side characters being established just to set up future books. I literally couldn't remember who half of these people were, and I definitely couldn't keep track of all their backstories and relationships.
The Plot:
❌ ... what plot? Glyndon suspects that her best friend's suicide was actually a murder, and it's relevant in maaaybe 4 or 5 chapters. The rest of the book is just Killian being a lusty fuckhead and Glyn being all woe-is-me.
❌ The twist at the end was (a) completely avoidable if Killian just stopped lying to Glyn earlier in the book and (b) was soooo fucking dramatic and a bit cringe, tbh.
❌ The worldbuilding is also a bit cliche; the uni is literally called Royal Elite University lol.
The Spice:
❌ Can someone please tell Kent that excessive use of foul language and threats =/= dark romance?
❌ Also that dub/non-con is only hot when we give a fuck about the characters first?
❌ The scenes were not sexy in a dark romance, I-have-to-have-you kind of way, nor were they sexy in an intimate, I'm-falling-in-love-with-you kind of way... they were genuinely just boring and poorly written.
4.5 🌶️
→ explicit
→ dubious
→ semi-frequent
Spicy Chapters:
The Writing:
❌ ... is giving Wattpad days.
❌ It's honestly just so clunky and awkward and in need of some serious editing.
❌ Basically everything is (over) explained through excessive exposition rather than being revealed naturally throughout the story. Each time a character gets introduced, we get their personality and relationships explained. Each time an idea or plot device is introduced, we get the whole backstory dumped on us.
Grandma has a calm, evocative beauty with her raven hair, petite features, and slim body. She's about ten years older than my parents and is a successful business owner. We often get custom-made watches from her luxurious brand and I hold them close to my heart.
And it happens all the fucking time in the middle of dialogue, so there will be <i>pages</i> of exposition between what one character says and what the other replies with, which makes following conversations really difficult.
❌ Conversations are so boring and repetitive...
"Words. Words."
"I mean every one of them."
"Hmm."
"What is 'hmm' supposed to mean?"
"Just hmm."
"Wow, thanks for the clarification."
"You're welcome."
...and any time something actually interesting is said, it's not shown as dialogue but rather it's brushed over in a throwaway line.
"Glyndon! I miss you, hon. The mansion is empty as hell without you."
"Miss you, too, Grandma!"
"How can it be empty when I'm right here, wild one?" Grandpa asks.
"Don't be jealous of your own granddaughter. Besides, you also said you miss her energy."
"I do. Come home soon, princess."
"Will do!"
We continue talking for a bit, then I give him a report about [***].
(***actually plot-relevant fucking information that could've been put here naturally instead of being info-dumped earlier)
❌ There's a time jump around the 60-70% mark that completely skims over all potential relationship development.
❌ There are random chapters from MC's parent's POV??? So strange and unnecessary.
❌ This book was waaay longer than it needed to be.
More quotes to judge this book by:
(I literally couldn't make this shit up)
The air frizzled my honey-colored hair that's streaked with natural blonde balayage and stuffs it in my eyes.
"What the hell is wrong with you and choking me?"
"He's a fourth-year med student, despite being only nineteen. Obviously, he skipped a few grades, like me. Though I only skipped one and I'm seventeen. I'll be eighteen soon, by the way, so don't treat me like a kid."
Once upon a time, I was plagued by the urge to see underneath animals’ skin. Humans, too, but I only had access to animals. I contemplated scissoring up our fat cat, Snow, but Mom was crying when he got sick, so I left him alone.
Her skin appears pale blue in the darkness, like fresh corpses. If she somehow starts bleeding and the red is added to the mix, her skin will look ethereal under the moon.
Glyndon might be the solid, huge rock, but I'm water and water might slam into the rock at first, but it will eventually break through it.
I heard [my professor] tell his assistant teacher, "I can't believe Glyndon is the Astrid C. King's daughter and Landon and Brandon King's sister. Her technique is juvenile at best and so chaotic that it's embarrassing to compare her to them."
Sometimes, I miss the mischievous younger version of me or how I used Grandma's makeup as a palette.
"This is so good. I didn't have any homemade meals since my last visit home."
"I'm weird and different like that."
Okay, last thing. And maybe this is petty, but...
Is this actually just a Royals of Forsyth University fanfic?
❓ I know that college bully romances are common, but I just can't help seeing lots of little similarities! Even if it's not AT ALL inspired by RoFU, this reads like a fanfic to me.
❗ Killian = crazy obsessive, feels entitled to FMC's virginity, quarterback
❗ Remi = a little loonie
❗ The obsession with the colour red?
❗ Secret societies with crazy rituals and leaders outside the uni (that are not called Kings but might as well be)
❗ The he-wouldn't-have-killed-himself mystery (aka the Dukes plot)
❗ Probs more but I'm sick of flicking back through this book lol
Sooooooooo, yeah. I'm pretty bummed, tbh. This series has come highly recommended in dark romance circles and book 5 specifically has been recommended to me personally, but I just don't know if I can put myself through any more of this writing style. In conclusion... not for me.
Graphic: Sexual content, Sexual violence, Violence