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Did I enjoy this regardless? Hell's yeah!
I've never read a crime "whodunnit" novel with fantasy elements and a gay romance. Sign me up! The book kind of lost me a bit at the end but overall I laughed, I facepalmed, I gasped, and I had a hell of a good time.
I loved Dee to death š and also the GOAT Grasshopper, of course š¦
Moderate: Eating disorder
Graphic: Body horror, Death, Eating disorder, Fatphobia, Mental illness, Blood, Murder
Moderate: Body shaming, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Suicide attempt
This is marketed as a locked-room mystery: 12 heirs, with 11 mysterious powers unknown to the reader (or protagonist and narrator, Ganymedes, who has no powers of his own), locked on an autonomous boat for 12 days as their number is steadily whittled away in mysterious, gruesome murders. However, the book's lighthearted tone, fast pace and fairly simple prose, combined with its narrators obsession with his fraught romantic relationships with other passengers on the boat and voraciously horny thoughts about half the cast, mean this reads solidly as a Teen romance, *maybe* YA Romance, with some cursing and gore to get it filed as 'Adult.'
I would hazard an estimate that the proportion of scenes focusing on the mystery versus focusing on the romance is roughly 60%-40% respectively, but Ganymedes' mind remains on how attractive various characters are and what he would like to do to them even in scenes set at the morgue or discovery of a murder, so readers should be ready for the whole plot to unfold through a heavily romantic and moderately sexual lens.
The mystery itself is fairly intricate and did impress me when it was all laid out at the end, but only at the end; previous to the final ~100 pages, the murders felt like an afterthought to the social and romantic dramas unfolding, and clues felt clumsily dropped in through characters quite suddenly choosing to disclose major secrets to Ganymedes simply because he is the protagonist and it was their turn to die next.
In short, everything about this book happens very neatly and suddenly: secrets fall into the protagonist's lap, characters fall into deep love within a fortnight, characters spell their motivations out simply and directly, and it all speeds along at a brisk jog on a procession of short, clear prose. This could have been an excellent example of a YA Romance or an emerging reader's first foray into mystery tropes, but I have chosen to judge this in the category the marketing and occasionally graphic content seem to have entered it into, and so I must be blunt: this falls far short of the book that it seems to have been aiming to be.
Graphic: Death, Suicide attempt, Murder
Moderate: Body shaming, Cursing, Eating disorder, Gore, Sexual content, Suicidal thoughts, Toxic relationship, Violence, Blood, Police brutality, Grief, Gaslighting, Abandonment, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail, Classism
Minor: Addiction, Child abuse, Fatphobia, Terminal illness
Graphic: Bullying, Death, Gore, Physical abuse, Suicidal thoughts, Terminal illness, Xenophobia, Blood, Grief, Suicide attempt, Gaslighting, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail, Classism
Moderate: Body shaming, Eating disorder, Fatphobia
Minor: Sexual content, Suicide, Vomit, War
Graphic: Child abuse, Death, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide attempt
Moderate: Eating disorder
There's a lot of diverse rep here, from sexuality to gender to size to mental health. One note of caution: the MC is fat and struggles with food, and I believe this was intended to be positive rep but if so it isn't handled well and could be triggering.
The worldbuilding is a bit shallow and simplistic here, and personally I feel the book would have been better in 3rd person than 1st person present tense. The narrator's quirkiness is a bit too forced at times for me.
Overall, this is an engaging book and a ton of people love it. I mildly liked it. If the characters had been older (and less exhaustingly teenagery) and the worldbuilding deeper, I probably would have liked it more.
Graphic: Body horror, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Torture, Suicide attempt, Murder
Moderate: Eating disorder
Graphic: Murder
Moderate: Eating disorder
I'll start off with this, I'm not a fantasy reader. I don't read a lot of it, so maybe I don't understand the ins and outs of what makes a good fantasy book. But I did enjoy it. At least until the ending. And the main reason the ending I think fumbles is because of the message theming and of course, the romance. The Wolf and the Woodsman is still the only fantasy book that I think pulled off the romance pretty well.
Anyway, what I did like about this book were the characters. There were a lot. And I think it's hard to pull off a big cast, but Voyage of the Damned did a pretty solid job, as each character had a unique voice and personality and were developed just enough to feel three-dimensional. They were more than just stereotypes of their province, and it works well for all twelve of them.
My absolute favorite thing of the book was Dee's POV. It was such a breath of fresh air to have a character balance heart and humor in their inner dialogue. There were parts that hit a little too deeply and parts that made me, at the very least, chuckle. He's so very obviously flawed and needs to overcome said flaws in order to solve the growing murders on the ship before it's too late. He's realistic, in my opinion. And I enjoyed reading through his eyes.
Now, slight nitpick, this does feel like a YA book at times, which again, feels par for the course for a lot of adult fantasy books, but it doesn't necessarily hinder my enjoyment. There was a lot of exposition through Dee's POV that felt over-explained and at times, unneeded.
What did interfere with my enjoyment was the entire third act of the book, the finale.
Massive Spoilers ahead!
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All and all, I had fun! It was fun. There's not a ton of magic for a fantasy novel, but I don't personally care. I don't mind the fact that the ending was wrapped up neatly in a little bow. It makes sense considering this is a one-off it seems. It's just a fun low-fantasy murder mystery, and I would recommend it to people who aren't huge fantasy fans and just starting to get into the genre.
Graphic: Death, Eating disorder, Suicidal thoughts, Murder
Moderate: Blood, Vomit, Grief, Suicide attempt
Minor: Body shaming, War
This was not my cup of tea, I was really in it for the people dying on a cruise ship thing, but that wasn't the focus of the story. The more I thought about it the more I felt like I was reading a fanfiction about something I'd like, but where the author and I had very different ideas about situations to put the characters in. While I was interested in who would die next, and whodunit, this was much more a romance story than a mystery. Many pages were dedicated to developing a romance, which I was not on board with (see the pun!) at first, but eventually came around to, but then the twist happened and nothing made sense.
I had just accepted the fact that I was reading a romantasy with a slight murder mystery subplot and was if not loving the heavy use of romance tropes, I was at least agreeing to stay on the ride. Through the chapters dedicated to having the characters need to go to the baths (together because murderer is out there!), deciding they needed a break from investigating all the murders to get drunk and play never have I ever together (totally not going to get murdered when we're passed out!) and then smooch under a willow tree in a scene that was not not inspired by the little mermaid. I was still on the ride. I liked the two characters (enough) and wanted to see how it all panned out (also I was still really hopeful that the first character who died would come back because she seemed like she'd be really cool).
Then the author revealed a twist, that for me made all of those scenes very very weird. And not in a good way. The author also pretty much treated the twist like it made sense and the characters accepted it pretty much within a paragraph and were able to move forward with a this new/old/other romantic thing that just made absolutely no sense to me at all. I mean, it also solved the mystery, but in a really stupid way - basically Ganymedes the MC who has been playing detective this whole time, just has the murderers explain everything to him. It was kinda like the scene where the detective gathers everyone in the study for the big reveal, only it's the murderer revealing it to the detective.
Also, there is no justice in the story. The MC ends up with someone I would say is a psycho and he's like, "you complete me." It's bonkers. Lastly, way too much telling, and very little showing.
Moderate: Death, Eating disorder, Fatphobia, Self harm, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Terminal illness, Toxic relationship, Suicide attempt, Murder, Toxic friendship
Minor: Body shaming, Bullying, Blood, Colonisation