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2.08 AVERAGE
2.08 AVERAGE
That was... well... that was something. Just wow.
What in the actual hell did I just read?
I’ve never read monster porn. I went into it with little expectations to just laugh and have a good time. This was the strangest layout for a book I’ve ever encountered. The main story was so short and followed by a half story that had NOTHING to do with the first which didn’t even resolve itself then that was followed by a series of fade to black story IDEAS that were more like story synopses than anything else and then a list of Dino Love Tips. I don’t know how to rate or process this.
This initial story (you know the one on the cover of the book) moved fast and it was hot and heavy and confusing as hell. How a one armed virgin knows how to give an upside down blow job while her Dino mate is in full sprint mode I’ll never know. I couldn’t pull that off with 2 arms and farmer Fran did it with one so maybe this is a sign from the universe that I should work out…or at the very least rethink my life choices.
I’ve never read monster porn. I went into it with little expectations to just laugh and have a good time. This was the strangest layout for a book I’ve ever encountered. The main story was so short and followed by a half story that had NOTHING to do with the first which didn’t even resolve itself then that was followed by a series of fade to black story IDEAS that were more like story synopses than anything else and then a list of Dino Love Tips. I don’t know how to rate or process this.
This initial story (you know the one on the cover of the book) moved fast and it was hot and heavy and confusing as hell. How a one armed virgin knows how to give an upside down blow job while her Dino mate is in full sprint mode I’ll never know. I couldn’t pull that off with 2 arms and farmer Fran did it with one so maybe this is a sign from the universe that I should work out…or at the very least rethink my life choices.
What to say about Tanis and Big Al. I’ve genuinely read worse. But man was this educational, did you know some dinosaurs are warm blooded. I did have to google if dinosaurs has dicks, scientists say probably!
I read this because my friend read it and sent me screenshots and I was so invested by the end, so I mean if your jam is a short comical book with a twist at the end—or dinosaur erotica—I’d say you wouldn’t be doing yourself a disservice by reading this. Plus it’s on kindle unlimited.
I did give it two stars because, well I’m not into Dino-erotica, but also because I’m sure there’s better stuff out there. To be fair, I also gave the Spanish love deception two stars and I would definitely recommend Big Al over that to any one at any time.
I read this because my friend read it and sent me screenshots and I was so invested by the end, so I mean if your jam is a short comical book with a twist at the end—or dinosaur erotica—I’d say you wouldn’t be doing yourself a disservice by reading this. Plus it’s on kindle unlimited.
I did give it two stars because, well I’m not into Dino-erotica, but also because I’m sure there’s better stuff out there. To be fair, I also gave the Spanish love deception two stars and I would definitely recommend Big Al over that to any one at any time.
I picked this up because I saw people talking about it and I thought,l to myself, “this is a joke, right?” I’m hoping it was a joke; no, there’s no way this was not a joke, but I am still disgusted and weirded out. I wasn’t expecting grandiose writing but this was just nothing with dino-human porn and I’m trying to find a secret meaning but, no. Maybe just a remibder to stay away from Jeff Goldblum’s warning that “life finds a way”? This is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever read. I don’t know how others below me have actual depth and professionalism to their reviews. Bravo because I can’t get anything more than this into words.
adventurous
funny
informative
inspiring
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
N/A
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
So I went down this rabbit hole...turns out this book is a sampling of a few different stories.
At first the writing style lulled me, and I was like "Ok, ok...maybe, maybe..."
Eh.
I knew what to expect when I started this book; I was just underwhelmed.
At first the writing style lulled me, and I was like "Ok, ok...maybe, maybe..."
Eh.
I knew what to expect when I started this book; I was just underwhelmed.
dark
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
dark
fast-paced
If you are curious… don’t… just don’t….
I wish I was the person that I was before reading this…
I wish I was the person that I was before reading this…
Content Warnings
Graphic: Blood
I wanna give this a 0, but I can't, so I give it a 1.
Over 200 bones in my body and I'd rather each one of them break twice than read this piece of garbage again.
Over 200 bones in my body and I'd rather each one of them break twice than read this piece of garbage again.