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2.08 AVERAGE
2.08 AVERAGE
Simply too outrageous, didn’t really captivate my attention beyond its simple insanity.
What an absolute beaut of a read. It has illustrations and poems. Absolutely hilarious, it has made me chuckle. It has everything; bit of period drama, bit of fifty shades fanfic.
The Dino love tips alone are worth a read. Top tip, tennis balls on spikes to protect yourself from the wanton flailing of a tail and make sure to have Dino appropriate safe words like spatula.
The Dino love tips alone are worth a read. Top tip, tennis balls on spikes to protect yourself from the wanton flailing of a tail and make sure to have Dino appropriate safe words like spatula.
Wish I could give this 0 stars. My friends and I read this as a joke and I am scarred for life. What decisions have I made in my life that led me to reading this book?
fast-paced
This was a wet hot piece of garbage!
I know most people who have read this got it as a gag gift, but I thought this would at least try to make sense. No such luck.
With such an iconic cover, I really thought this would be a “typical” monster romance, but it was not. Other reviewers have mentioned it, but I’ll say it again. This is not truly a collection of short stories. There’s one complete-ish story, and everything else is just excerpts. I did NOT like that.
The first story, the one the book is titled after, was just purely chaotic. The turns it took were truly unexpected. Like, we’re really eating the protagonist’s arm? And then we’re abandoning her the moment we reach a human/dinosaur community? Absolutely not. The writing in this story was also cringe-y as hell.
The second story had a writing style that suited my tastes better, but it trailed off before it could get really good. In conclusion, the only thing truly worth reading in this “anthology” is the “sex tips” section. Everything else is just completely unsatisfying.
Truly, I just hate this era I’m in where even when I try to mood read I end up picking stuff that doesn’t work for me. I really thought this would just be a fun, short time for me…but it was just a flop.
I know most people who have read this got it as a gag gift, but I thought this would at least try to make sense. No such luck.
With such an iconic cover, I really thought this would be a “typical” monster romance, but it was not. Other reviewers have mentioned it, but I’ll say it again. This is not truly a collection of short stories. There’s one complete-ish story, and everything else is just excerpts. I did NOT like that.
The first story, the one the book is titled after, was just purely chaotic. The turns it took were truly unexpected.
The second story had a writing style that suited my tastes better, but it trailed off before it could get really good. In conclusion, the only thing truly worth reading in this “anthology” is the “sex tips” section. Everything else is just completely unsatisfying.
Truly, I just hate this era I’m in where even when I try to mood read I end up picking stuff that doesn’t work for me. I really thought this would just be a fun, short time for me…but it was just a flop.
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
Complicated
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
Truth is I am still cackling !
How many ribs did I bruised laughing so much ?
How many ribs did I bruised laughing so much ?
I saw the cover, and I had to.
I read some pretty borderline, sketchy erotica, because...well, I like to laugh, for one. And, it always feels sort of like a challenge.
So I went into this expecting some kind of raunchy dino....ride.
But.
There are not any complete stories in this book. There are two partials, a bunch of pitches/blurbs for other dinosaur erotic stories, and some silly tips and facts in here.
What we got of that first story? There were not one, but two twists I had not expected.
I feel like had there been a third chapter, that one would have wrapped up a bit better. It can stand as-is, but it's very abrupt and up-in-the-air how it's left. Definitely not a romance, though.
The first three chapters of the next story? No erotic content, mostly just confusing and ends when we finally find the dino.
So.
I'm using a lot of words to say....I have no words for this.
It's on KU.
You're not missing anything by not reading this.
But.
You can read it for free.
But I did so you don't have to.
I read some pretty borderline, sketchy erotica, because...well, I like to laugh, for one. And, it always feels sort of like a challenge.
So I went into this expecting some kind of raunchy dino....ride.
But.
There are not any complete stories in this book. There are two partials, a bunch of pitches/blurbs for other dinosaur erotic stories, and some silly tips and facts in here.
What we got of that first story? There were not one, but two twists I had not expected.
I feel like had there been a third chapter, that one would have wrapped up a bit better. It can stand as-is, but it's very abrupt and up-in-the-air how it's left. Definitely not a romance, though.
The first three chapters of the next story? No erotic content, mostly just confusing and ends when we finally find the dino.
So.
I'm using a lot of words to say....I have no words for this.
It's on KU.
You're not missing anything by not reading this.
But.
You can read it for free.
But I did so you don't have to.
Received this as a joke for my birthday.
It was an experience I never want to live again
It was an experience I never want to live again