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There's No Way I'd Die First by Lisa Springer

mentalvoid's review

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dark mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

1.75

jessamichellexo's review against another edition

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adventurous dark emotional mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

2.0

This book is basically a Scooby Doo episode with a terrible ending. 

vixenreader's review

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dark tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

It’s a slog to get through for the middle section and there have been better movies that have done this lot. Still, there’s a lot of small perks, such as the leading lady, the horror movie trivia, and some commentary on wealth and shame. 

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torivica's review

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fast-paced

4.25

sprout_monster's review

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  • There are a lot of horror movies references that are maybe a bit of a spoiler. For me it was mostly just annoying because now I feel like I have to watch tons of horror movies just to read a horror book?
  • I feel like this book could've used more editing. It's was a lot of tell not show and then the same things would be told over and over again and it was generally very repetitive and would reintroduce things multiple times (instead of just slowly adding more details about it, it introduces it like it's a new concept multiple times). Also there were a couple paragraphs that didn't really make sense. It just felt like something written multiple times and Frankensteined together without being edited afterward.
  • It didn't feel realistic. Idk anything about a rich highschool but I know normal highschool is nothing like this. Also it's a party with only like 10 people in an assumedly huge room dancing and this is more fun than dancing in an actual crowd?? That sounds so awkward and I can't imagine anyone picking going to this small party rather than a huge actual party.
  • Going on and on about luxury brands and including the specific shade name of lipstick used???? I get they're rich, but it's annoying and unrelatable to repeat these brand names like they mean anything to people without a fashion hobby or old money.
  • The crush is so cringey and it's weird how it seems the author is trying to make the guy an AH but also shy, it's confusing. Are we supposed to want them together or not?
  • And are we supposed to like the main character? Because I don't think I do. I mean she's only "friends" with these people to get more followers and is pretty judgy.
  • It's filled with that cringey part of being a teenager.

jk15's review

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dark mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0


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destinyyyzz's review against another edition

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mysterious tense slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

1.0

the start draws you in but then it feels like things just start happening for no reason...the motives for the characters don't seem to justify why they would go this far. All of this just because some rich people bought their way through life? 

It felt like there was supposed to be a bigger story but it just wasn't. One of the most disappointing reads of the year because I was happy to see a non-genric black FMC (aka weird black girl) and she ended up being the most annoying character...

thenycbookwhore69's review

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3.0

I really tried to like this book but omg was it so repetitive. Every 5 sentence it's " I'm A FINAL GIRL I CAN'T DIE", and it's like if you're that girl...... you are that girl. No need to tell me 1000x in 304 page book. How are you a final girl, but you can't kill a crazy clown is who trying to murder you and your friends. Talking about "I'm no killer" please abeg, shut it. Overall it was a boring read, very repetitive, and very cliche. 

galacticallz's review

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1.0

I’m not one to write negative reviews but…

I really wanted to like this, the cover is beautiful and I loved the premise. I really enjoyed the quotes before each chapter as well. Some of the topics inside the book I was excited about reading since they are discussed or represented in many books I’ve read but unfortunately I was disappointed.

The characters were boring and very unlikable. The romance was dull. The writing irritated me and I’m not one to complain about writing. the dialogue made me cringe.

I questioned throughout the whole book if it was satire because of the ridiculous things I was reading. The clown shitting in a bag? The endless amounts of corny dialogue? The clown being named Gage? And some I can’t even remember because I blocked them out of my memory.

mintealexi's review

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dark hopeful mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.5