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A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy, Sierra Simone

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lillichung's review against another edition

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emotional funny medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.5


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fanboyriot's review against another edition

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challenging fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
Read For:
šŸ˜¬ Insta Love
ā˜ƒļø Holiday Theme
šŸ«  Annoying Characters
šŸŽ„Christmas Movie Filming 
šŸ¤¢ Overuse of Holiday Lotion

I bought the book on accident (confusing it for a different book with a similar cover) I didnā€™t notice until I was home and live too far from the bookstore to return it.  So this was a spite read if Iā€™m being honestā€¦ and I hated this book.  Where was the ā€œMeet Cuteā€ in this book because donā€™t remember reading one?  It wasnā€™t even a Christmas book either it was like the whole title was a lie or joke or something.

Merry āŒ
Little (418 pages) āŒ
Meet Cute āŒ

It was so cheesy and the characters gave off that whiny YA kind of vibe even though it wasnā€™t a young adult book.  The first person point of view made it feel so one dimensional and flat.  It was really difficult to care about what happened.  I hated everyone the longer I read. 

I have never read good fat rep in a book so I didnā€™t think this would be the exception.  You want to normalize fat characters then please stop bringing up all the fat talk, mention it and move on.  You donā€™t need to bring it up all the time.  As a fat person itā€™s super annoying to read about it as if these characters arenā€™t just normal people at the end of the day.  Iā€™m here for the inclusion but my gosh you donā€™t have to make it their only personality point.

I have no idea how this was 418 pages because it takes half the book for anything slightly interesting to happen, and even then itā€™s pretty boring.  It dragged out for no reason, but Iā€™m so happy to note all the times the one character jerked off with gingerbread lotion so thanks for ruining that holiday scent for me.  And donā€™t get me started on who uses lotion in the damn shower?!  That should be a crime.

On that note it was super weird that Bee was way too over sexualized to the point Nolan kept using her porn name in his head all day the time.  It like she was just an object the entire time.

ā€œYou can take the girl out of the sex work, but you canā€™t take the sex work out of the girl.ā€  - (Chapter 18, Page 249) 

Like what did I just read?  

Nolan was so damn annoying and there was more chemistry between Bee and a random stripper than him if Iā€™m being honest.  They were just horny.  There was zero romance and Iā€™m not sure how the authors thought romance and sex are that same thing but here we are.

Sure there were things like mental health rep, LGBTQIA+ rep, body and sex positivity, sex work and each of these were written so poorly.  For example when Bee was bisexual and in the porn business.  News flash most people in porn are bi (or gay for pay), why is this so shocking??  Girl on girl is literally fetishized all the time and itā€™s treated like Bee is the only bisexual porn star.

How was the done so badly?!  I knew I wouldnā€™t like it because it seems very heterosexual (even with bi characters) but my gods, this was so much worse.

So in conclusion this book was awful and felt like banging my head against a concrete wall.

Release Date: 20, September 2022
POV: Dual, First Person
Spice: šŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļø (mentioned nearly every page)
Rep:  Bi (MCs), Trans (SC), Bipolar (SC)

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kleinekita's review

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funny lighthearted

4.0

Cute and funny yet 100% R rated.

I love bi4bi couples!

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booktalkwithrae's review against another edition

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emotional funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

Honestly, I went into this book with low expectations because I have read other books from one of the authors and Iā€™ve never liked her books, but this is definitely my favourite so far.

I found this book, very unique in the fact that they talk about porn in such a different light than society does. I really appreciated that aspect and it was definitely different.

I really like that the main character was so confident of herself. I love the diversity in the story, and that, even though the main character exudes confidence about her body and accepts her body and loves her body as it is, she still has some insecurities, which makes her a very real person.

The male lead was probably my least favourite aspect of this book, and probably why itā€™s only a three star for me. I just found it a little weird that he is a fan of her pornographic work, and yet hides that aspect for a good portion of the book. It just felt creepy to me and thereā€™s even scenes in the books where heā€™s watching her perform sexual acts when sheā€™s literally in the next room.

Overall, I enjoyed the story, the graphic scenes were very well written, and thoroughly enjoyable. I kind of wish we got to see more of the making of the movie plot of the book, but nonetheless still enjoyable read. 

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sarahmae531's review against another edition

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hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.0

A cute spicy romance, loved the fact that Bee and Nolan were both fans of each other before meeting and it wasnā€™t weird and one-sided.
While Iā€™d prefer it without, I felt the classic ā€œthird act breakupā€ was well thought out and made sense as there were other things riding on it, rather didnā€™t totally relying on miscommunication. 

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jkonczak's review against another edition

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funny hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

Way too much explicit sex. Could have cut the book down by a third and left it out and not lost anything to the story.

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casteele303's review against another edition

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emotional funny hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

Went into it blind thinking that this would be a fun holiday hallmark-esque read and was surprised to find the smuttiest book Iā€™ve ever read. The juxtaposition of the raunchiness and wholesome Christmas vibes was definitely a refreshing change, but not really my vibe. Overall this book was eh, I probably wouldnā€™t recommend it unless it sounds right up your alley. 

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rebie's review against another edition

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emotional funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes

4.0


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monicalaurette's review against another edition

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emotional funny lighthearted sad fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.25

Cries because this book was so cute and so much fun to read around the holiday season. I even found myself loving the fluff moments more than the smut ones because it was just so heartwarming to see those two in love and sneaking around in this small, Christmas-loving town.

I think it was also fun to see a character like Bee/Bianca that was so confident in her body and into an industry like that because itā€™s not as common. And that Nolan was just so into her before they even met. I think both of them having an obsession with the other before they met helped it be likeā€¦not as creepy when you think about it. Like it cancels each other out.

One thing that got me in this book to not give it a full 5 stars would be how some of the characters behaved because it just seemed too much and too over the top at times. But maybe that was also just me because I wanted more scenes of Bee and Nolan cuddling together.

Also, it was nice that we got to see the truth of the events in Duluth too because it showed that Nolan was always just a caring person and not just with his family or bandmates. And is it wrong for me to compare Dominic Diamond to another certain tabloid-esque person that is just a terrible person? I donā€™t want to name names but they popped right in my head and I think a lot of people would agree with me.

For the ending the coming back down from the climax (pun sort of intended) I really liked how it was a biggish moment and then it was more personal with the cross-country driving. Having the book also start and end with Teddyā€™s POV I thought was a fun way to begin the tale and then bring it to a close while opening us up to the next book with Kallum (who might be my favorite?).

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theverycraftyvegan's review against another edition

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lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

This was a spicy holiday book about a plus sized porn star and an ex boy band member. Really, thereā€™s not more to say about it! It was funny, it was sexy, it was predictable, it was a perfect book for December. Bi positive MCā€™s with other LGBTQIA+ characters in the mix. 

I really didnā€™t like the epilogue and I donā€™t know why the authors through it was necessary to add it? Really did nothing for the book or me. But a solid 4 star read. 

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