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3.0

After struggling to read Misery, I thought that I'd tuck into some short stories by King to try and kickstart my love for him again - and for the most part, it worked! As I was reading I rated each story out of 5 stars.

5⭐️
-Dolan's Cadillac - Such an amazing way to kickstart a short story anthology. I was transfixed the whole way through, thoroughly convinced by the grief that Robinson felt after his wife was murdered - going so far as to join a high-way maintenance team in order to learn how to essentially get away with murdering the man that murdered his wife.

4⭐️
-The Night-Flier and Popsy - I'm just a sucker for anything Stephen King involving vampire-like creatures.
-Dedication - Nothing more haunting and nightmarish than a woman hypnotically ingesting her employer's semen... creepy, gross, weird.
- The Moving Finger - I loved how gory this one ended up being, and I was genuinely convinced that Mitla was going insane from the tapping/scratching of the humongous finger that was creeping out of his kitchen drain, trying to kill him. The ending was pretty spooky.
- Sneakers - I loved the mystery of this one, and it transported me back into the world of pre-00's New York (I've just finished Debby Harry's autobiography 'Face It' so I was just excited to be back in that world.
- You Know They Got a Hell of a Band - Loved the relationship between Clark and Mary, they are the epitome of a couple that bicker and grate on each other, despite loving each other a lot. Just loved that people had been trapped in a small town that forces them to watch the concerts of tragic musicians for all-eternity.
- The House on Maple Street - I love the deep relationship between the Bradbury family as they try to come to the conclusion of what's happening to their house, whilst dealing with the violence/emotional abuse of their step-father Lew. Very mysterious, loved the sci-fi element.
- The Doctor's Case - Just a really really nice break from the constant supernatural occurences within the book with a Sherlock/Watson/Lestrade short story. Wish he did more of these...
- Umney's Last Case - Again, something quite different and less of the supernatural. Loved the commentary of an author's world being overrun by the characters that they've created and becoming jealous of the perfect world/lives that they've created, as well as these characters having sentience and wanting to get their sense of familiarity back.
- Crouch End - I think this was more spooky for me as I do live in London.


3⭐️
- Suffer Little Children - Could've done with some more world-building, did like the premise though.
- Chattery Teeth - Fun but somewhat unbelievable.
- Home Delivery - Love a good zombie/end of world moment, wish there was more lore.
- Rainy Season - What could go wrong with flesh-eating toads?
- Sorry, Right Number - Loved the script format, also really loved the time-illusion element.
- The Ten O'Clock People - Wish wish wish there was more lore! I liked this one but couldn't really get attached to the characters as there wasn't a lot of exposition.
- The Fifth Quarter - Another one that needed more lore and exposition.

2⭐️
- The End of The Whole Mess - Good premise, again, more exposition needed. Couldn't get too attached to the brothers as there wasn't that much to know other than their scientific exploits.
- It Grows on You - Tale of a small town with a strange house on a hill overlooking it, I could definitely get into it more if I had more to work with. More strange things would've made it at least a 3⭐️ for me.
- My Pretty Pony - Had absolutely no idea what was going on really but was nice-enough to see a healthy grandfather-grandson relationship.

1⭐️
- Head Down - I know nothing about baseball and don't want to read an essay on it.
- Brooklyn August - Felt quite random? Like made no sense at all to me.
- Notes - Ruins the magic!
- The Beggar and the Diamond - Felt quite random, very out of place for this anthology.

jb_slasher's review against another edition

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adventurous dark emotional mysterious tense slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

3.0

aleex's review against another edition

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dark mysterious tense medium-paced

3.25

labunnywtf's review against another edition

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4.0

This audiobook is a goldmine of narrators. My supervisor rolled over while I was listening to Rainy Season to ask WTF I was listening to, because it sounded like I was listening to a kid's book. I explained a) horror story, and b) the voice of Lisa Simpson narrated it. I should've stopped there, but no. I decided to tell her what that story was about. She rolled away with a look.

I first read this book when I was 11 years old. Wow. A friend of my mom's was my King dealer. When he saw what a serious reader I was, he gave me Carrie. I was 9. Should I find that creepy in retrospect?

I took my sweet time writing this review because I wanted to do individual reviews of each story. If I didn't review the story, I didn't care enough about it one way or the other. And unlike when I revisit the physical copy of the book, I didn't allow myself to skip over any chapter.

Dolan's Cadillac: (Read by Rob Lowe) Chances are good that this is my all-time favorite Stephen King story. For the very simple reason that this is the type of vengeance I daydream about. King's long windedness pays off with this story. The step-by-step methodology of Robinson's plan is what makes the story so great, and the ending even sweeter. I listened to this story twice.

The End of the Whole Mess: (Matthew Broderick) Longer than it needed to be, but what a fantastically horrifying story. Not because monsters. But because look what taking the monster out of people does to them. I read this before I'd ever heard the word Alzheimer's. It's far more powerful now.

Suffer the Little Children: (Whoopi Goldberg) Creepy little children are my kryptonite. 'Nuff said. Fuck.

Popsy: (Joe Mantegna) Such a simple story, but one I love so so hard. Takes the pedophile monster story and flips it beautifully.

Chattery Teeth (Kathy Bates) I couldn't remember this story. I think I've skipped it on re-read more often than not. I think I find it funnier than I should be allowed to.

Dedication: (Lindsey Crouse) Another I forgot about. Until....the moment. The moment that I yanked my earbuds out of my ears just before the main character talks about it. And even so doing, I started gagging violently at my desk and had to power walk to the bathroom. And bitch repeats it multiple times, too. It's not even a good enough story to deserve a review, but it gets one because of that.

The Moving Finger and Sneakers: These two shouldn't have been back to back. I'm sure King had his reasons, but they really should've been separated. There's something about them. It's another 'too long for their own good' situation. Finger beats out Sneakers for interest level, though.

You Know They Got a Hell of a Band: I love the fuck out of this story. And who narrates it? Grace motherfucking Slick. This story deserves another fuck. Fuck yeah.

Rainy Season: (Yeardley Smith) See my comment above re: narration. It was horribly amusing to hear Lisa Simpson read this story. The story itself is pretty fantastic, too.

Sorry, Right Number: I've loved and remembered this story, but was never quite sure who wrote it. Could've been a number of my favorites, including Matheson. Hearing it read by a cast, like a radio play, is offputting, but fun.

Crouch End: Four words. Read by Tim Curry. That should be enough for anyone. If fucking Pennywise the Clown narrates a book? You listen.

The House on Maple Street: (Tabitha King) Another one that stuck with me. Because we all had those dreams as children.

The Doctors Case: See above re: Tim Curry narrating anything. King does Sherlock Holmes, and does it well.

Umney's Last Case: There's a lot of phlebotinum missing from this story. But it makes me hella curious to know which of his stories King wants to slip into.

lou_weed's review against another edition

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dark mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

3.75

kb_hg's review against another edition

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I think I’m going to Dnf this one. I keep seeing reviews that only a few stories are good and I don’t have the will to read a long ass mediocre book

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4.0

A pretty solid selection of King short stories. King exhibits some beautiful writing here, particularly, in my opinion, with "It Grows on You" and "The Doctor's Case." With vivid imagery and description, these stories run the gamut between gory physical horror, psychological paranoia, and a bit of good humor mixed in for good measure. I've been reading a good amount of King this year (2019) and I'm really enjoying his stories.

My favorites in this collection:
Umney's Last Case
Sorry, Right Number
The Doctor's Case

Some misses:
My Pretty Pony
Head Down

maggotqueen666's review against another edition

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adventurous dark emotional mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes

4.0

lillanaa's review against another edition

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5.0

I might be a bit biased in my review on this one, but this might be one of my favourite shortstory collections available. I'm rather partial to it through Dolan's Cadillac because of a familial connection to the movie, but this is a banger of a set of horror. Some veers more fantasy, some more mystery, but there's always the underlying tone that I love. Again, I'm biased, but there's a reason this lived in the bottom of my high school backpack for when things got a little too quiet. By far one of my favourites out there.

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4.0

A mother will do whatever is best for her children. INCLUDING KILLING ZOMBIES! :D

An actual rise-from-the-grave zombie plague begins, which is bad news for almost everywhere but a small island fishing village. The graveyard is small, and most of the graves empty of sailors, so it should be pretty easy to stop the plague. But for one woman, the fight isn't so much about defeating the undead as learning to survive without her domineering husband, and with a child growing in her belly.

This is sort of one of those fantasies I have. Not so much the island, but the lone pregnant woman surviving on her wits and mettle. All the better that the theme is her discovering if she does or does not have that mettle within her. A rather uplifting zombie story.