3.34 AVERAGE

lighthearted slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

premise is the gods are living, of all places, in modern day london in a dingy flat. this book ends via elf, where everyone is filled with the xmas (godlike) spirit and all is safe



the book was okay! the pacing felt off, but i must admit that the twist halfway through had me GAGGED! i was so into after that! though when it was finally picking up speed, the book ended. the ending felt abrupt, rushed, and like it was cut off just like that. i did not find it satisfactory, because even though alice and neil were cute, we saw no romantic development through them at all. i feel that instead of forcing this world-ending conflict towards the end of the book, the author should have followed along the course of the conflicting moral values of gods vs. mortals, which was the most interesting parts of this book. 

the rest of the gripes i have with this book is purely personal- how the gods were represented. artemis was written well, as was hermes imo. apollo was okay, this book examines his bad qualities in greek myths that are often overlooked, but the author also completely left out his good qualities as well which created a skewes and one dimensional character instead of one of the leading voices of this book. what really irritated me though, was the portrayal of aphrodite. the author completely reduced her to a sex goddess who sleeps with every god in the house. a sex positive woman was fine, but to make that her only personality trait is incredibly lazy, considering that she is the goddess of LOVE AND BEAUTY not just sex! the author reduced her to someone who only thought of sex, which while is a facet of her is not her only thing. SHE IS tHE GODDESS OF LOVE OMG. also making her obsessed with apollo (who was mediocre at best) when ares is RIGHT THERE was a swing and a miss. my other gripe is the overall straightness of the gods presented. apollo for example? only in love with women. all of his romantic attention is on women, even though he had plenty of male lovers as well in the mythos. the closest we got was hermes saying they boned once, it was just strange to read a story of fluid and ever changing gods only interested in the rigid conformities of what society views as "correct". idk man, without the queer it was just lowkey boring. 
dark funny slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
funny medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
dark funny mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: N/A
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Fun and bawdy, although I feel like it lost a lot its wittiness and bite towards the end.
dark medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

The ending was dumb and the reveal was obvious the whole time 

This started with a great premise, the Greek gods fallen on hard times and living in London. I didn't expect too much from it other than a bit of summer brain candy, but still was disappointed. It was fluffy drivel that failed to deliver the substance that it initially promised.

The only reason why I could finish this book is because I love mythology. If you take that out, then it's just a bland story with really annoying characters.

The gods were obnoxious, and not in a funny way, and the human characters were just plain boring.

It was such a great premise and I was really looking forward to it, -I liked the first chapter, too- but I was dissapointed by the execution.

Longer review in Spanish here

funny lighthearted reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Thoroughly enjoyable romp.