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notamouse's review against another edition
adventurous
funny
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
relaxing
fast-paced
4.5
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Content Warnings
Minor: Death, Death of parent, Grief, Gore, Injury/Injury detail, Kidnapping, Pregnancy, Terminal illness, and Vomit
unhingedbookbitch's review
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
3.25
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Blonde Katniss Everdeen f*cks an Avatar blue alien after he kidnaps her. Straight up Stockholm syndrome AND YET I ENJOYED IT????? MY MORALS??? GONE BYE!!!! Also Iām deddddd that these f*ckers get a throat bug and ALL OF SUDDEN they got some Paul Hollywood blue af eyes and are horny af. Still not over it lol
Tags: F/M, sci fi romance, human woman x alien guy, forced proximity (forced by a MAN ew), touch her & d!e, fated mates, haters to lovers, dual POVs, he falls first
Triggers: kidnapping, mentions of r@pe, Stockholm Syndrome, gore
My guy (alien called Rasputin or some shit idk his name I forgot but itās basically Rasputin so we sticking with that) legit napped that kid Liz (thee whitest girl nameā¢ļø no shade no tea just facts) and brought her to a CAVE yet Liz likes it??? (couldnāt be me I hate nature no shade no tea Iām just allergic to fresh air and grass). Rasputin stuck a BUG IN HER NECK BY FORCE but it was to save her so it was justified. Look Iām sorry but donāt resuscitate me at that point. Forced to live on an ice planet without Diet Coke???? And the only way to survive is to let a bug live in my temple of a body??? Nor couldnāt be me. If I gotta shit in buckets for the rest of my life then leave me be. Let God take care of me at that point. or Satan. I know who I am and I know I got only a 50/50 chance getting into heaven. Anyways, live on a planet with random blue alpha males and no air conditioning??? Iād rather not. And like Liz was pissed about it at first AS SHE SHOULD BE and like called out all the weird shit (including how she shouldnāt be into Rasputin) but then was like defending himā¦ sis you set back feminism by 20 years. But I set it back another 10 years by enjoying this book lol.
Look I went into this series being like maybe Iāll read the rest and imma say itā¦ IM HOOKED. This shit is fun and light and Liz being mean and yapping nonstop was so good. Itās almost like a blue bug crawled its way into my cold heart and warmed me up and made me horny. Ok Iām done sorry bye.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Kidnapping and Gore
robinsong's review
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
3.5
Content Warnings
Graphic: Misogyny, Pregnancy, Vomit, Abandonment, Animal death, Death of parent, and Gore
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