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The Embalmer by Rayne Havok

cipotalectora's review

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3.0

i'm not even gonna lie and say that somehow, this was entertaining and funny. the girl really got sexually aroused by a dead man, a fucking corpse, and decided to grope his cock and then fuck him. apparently this is a thing and it's called necrophilia? anyways she then got caught by a group of "thugs" and is threatened to help them hide or get rid of bodies they take her or they will leak the video of her fucking the corpse. she agrees since she has no choice.

He has the light shade of grey that people have once they’re dead, it doesn’t even phase me. I don’t pause, I continue moving down his body. Standing next to him, I lean over the bottom drawer and take his cock in my hand again. This time I intend to do something other than just groping. There is no stopping me now.

honestly this was entertaining, and in the weirdest way possible? i've never read anything like this and don't really plan on reading anything like this. it was just available on ku, it's super short, and i read it to pass time cause yknow, why tf not? so yeah, pretty entertaining in a weird way. it's basically all sex and lust and some dialogue in between. sadie also becomes sexually attracted to one of the members, rhys, and ends up fucking a corpse they brought in as she pretends it's him.

it's nothing but entertainment. it was funny. i was literally giggling.

I’m trying my hardest to take my time with him. To feel everything I crave. His cock is warm, heated by the activation of the mixture, and feels so good as it slides deep inside of me.

in the end the girl turns a little psycho and kills rhys because he rejected her after she kissed him because he's not going to be second after a dead man. she gets mad and kills him and then fucks him using his tongue and sucks his dick.

I pull it out of his mouth and cut the underside to elongate it and make it usable. Then use a thread and needle to sew it to his lips, making it look like he’s sticking it out. I taste it again, twirling mine around his. I can almost imagine all the words he’s ever said to me in his beautiful accent, using this tongue to do so.

and then the other thugs kill her and she dies with rhys next to her. they have their own happily ever after, but dead.

All I can do is lie here and wait, but I can’t find a single regret here, as everything flashes by, I don’t wish it had gone differently. I get to take my final breath while connected to Rhys. The last thing I do on this earth is turn my head and press it into the warmth of his skin. And there’s never been a better, more complete feeling.

the book needs some intense editing. there's commas in unnecessary spots instead of periods, and some sentences were difficult to read because of small grammar issues like that. other than that, this was fun. i don't know i guess i needed something like this? there's no plot, no thorough dialogue, nothing but a girl fucked up in the head as she finds herself wet and horny for a dead man's cock. don't go into this expecting anything. honestly i don't even know how i came across this, but i just did, and it was fun. anyways my goodreads challenge went up for this. #no shame.

just like the author said as a warning in the beginning: I do not condone any of this shit in real life, please remember this is a work of fiction and as always do not try this at home.

missnoire's review

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5.0

Hmmm

Well tbh I kind of wish this was longer. This was a very interesting read and I enjoyed it very much.

novellaxbella's review

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3.0

That was… different.

crypticbookslut's review

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dark fast-paced

1.0

i kind of wish i didn’t read it lol I don’t think this authors books are for me.

fullmooneaters's review

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4.0

Oh yeah. This one was fun as hell. Would it be weird to call it sexy? Cuz it kinda was? Not like, it scratched that forbidden itch sort of thing, but it was just fun and sexy and also hilarious at times. I was not expecting it when those guys came into the room, and I certainly wasn’t expecting her to maintain a relationship with them, and I really wasn’t expecting that last bit. Oh boy this one was just crazy loads of fun. I think I said “wait what?” out loud a few times. I was expecting her little endeavor to be a one time thing, but then it happened again, and again. Pretty crazy if you ask me. Not something I see explored very often, let alone from the female perspective. It was just outright fun. Thanks for showing me a good time, Rayne. Keep bringing your crazy, creative ideas , because I love them. Everything I’ve read by you has been a stunner.

nickigar's review

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2.0

muy creepy, me dio pena el final.

maeva241's review

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dark tense fast-paced

3.0

wh00ligan's review

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challenging dark mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

This was really fucked up. The main character is morally black, she recognizes her flaws and doesn’t give a shit. She might be a nice person in her day to day life but it’s what we do in the dark that really tells what kind of people we are, and this woman has no redeeming qualities.

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savvvyreads13's review

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4.0

I’ve read Skeleton King and Dead Inside so honestly this really didn’t bother me. Is that weird? Is there something wrong with me? Maybe

sofie06's review

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dark funny mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? N/A
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.0


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