The Mondo Vixen Massacre by Jamie Grefe

sheldonnylander's review

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Okay, I'm just going to say it: Jaime Grefe needs to lay off the caffeine, or cocaine, or whatever he's on.

The Mondo Vixen Massacr is Jaime Grefe's entry into this year's New Bizarro Authors Series, a series I look forward to every year as it brings new and experimental voices in fiction. Grefe's entry is...unique, to say the least.

The book begins with Tom Clay being graphically tortured in every way you can possibly imagine and then some. Vixens of every type have broken into his house, murdered his son, kidnapped his wife, tortured Tom, and left him for dead. But he's not dead. Thus begins a bloody tale of rescue and revenge as he attempts to recover his wife from the vixens' clutches and maybe find out why they targeted him and his family to begin with.

The first thing that you'll notice is the writing style. Aside from just being graphically violent (Grefe shies away from nothing), the book is told in a stream-of-consciousness with constant action. Actually, it's more like reading the transcript for a high-energy pitch for an action movie, music cues and camera shots included. This is where things get interesting, both potentially good and bad, like a Schrödinger's novel. Before I get into that, I need to explain about the plot and characters.

The characters are there. They're well-drawn for their purpose, but not much beyond that and can be a bit shallow and two-dimensional. As for the plot, it's there although without a whole lot of mystery that isn't easy to solve. Now, I need to go back to my point in the last paragraph, because again this is not necessarily bad, depending on your point of view.

The way the plot and characters serve about as much purpose as in a porn movie. They're there mostly because the audience expects them to be, and they provide a reason to drive the action. But it's really the action that takes center stage. Grefe seems to have taken a similar approach in having the plot and characters there to drive the action, which is his main focus and clearly what he had enormous fun writing.

And there's the rub: If you're looking for non-stop action (the massacre really is nonstop from page one all the way to the end) and don't mind the plot and characters being more like decoration, figuratively and literally, then you will have a lot of fun reading this book. But if you require an in-depth plot, you will probably be disappointed. That being said, if you're looking for non-stop action, be careful what you wish for. You're going to need a lot of energy to keep up with Grefe.

The Mondo Vixen Massacre by Jaime Grefe earns 3.5 robo-vixens out of 5.

doomfiction's review

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It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to roll out this year’s new bizarro author’s via the NBAS (New Bizarro Authors Series) and if this book is any indication, then I’d say this bunch is the grittiest and most bizarre yet.

You see, I just finished reading Jamie Grefe’s THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE and never before have I read something so gruesome. In the first fifteen pages or so, our hero – Schoolteacher Tom, is being tortured to death…well, almost to death. Despite being beaten, battered, fed (yes, fed), scrubbed, sliced, whipped, [insert the most bizarre form of torture you can think of, it’s here…believe me – Grefe has covered every track], etc, etc, etc, Tom is still kicking and mad as all hell.

And if that’s not enough, his son is ripped apart in front of him and his wife is taken away from him…oh, then his house caves in on him. BUT IT’S OKAY, cause our hero Tom doesn’t let it get him down. He’s one tough mutha. And besides…Schoolteacher Tom doesn’t get sad, he gets EVEN.

Without giving too much away, Tom goes on a quest to save his wife (whether or not she is even alive at this point is unknown to him, but he won’t settle for not knowing) and to seek revenge on the brutal, monster-hearted vixens that threw his life in shambles.

THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE is an ultraviolent, over-the-top B-movie turned book turned B-movie, featuring the grittiest, most resilient hero ever written (more resilient than even John McClane, if you can believe it). Grefe is a shoe-in for a career writing bizarro fiction. He’s got chops, for sure. Do your part in helping him sell some books so we can all see what else this madman has up his sleeve. Do we dare ask?