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ericarobyn's review
5.0
In this issue, Deadpool asks Patch for a job doing good things rather than bad. As Patch is pulling out a very empty and old file, a man in a purple cape (later you find out he is Deathtrap) walks in asking for someone to help save a princess. Of course Deadpool jumps on that one and the man in the cape and him get in a plane. Deathtrap attacks Deadpool and Deadpool must have been knocked out because he has quite an interesting dream about meeting the president and having April Fools Day renamed Deadpool day... He wakes up wearing a bonnet and bib, and is tied up. Deathtrap explains to Deapool that he found killing using normal techniques to be boring so he wanted to test out some new things- specifically lowering a three ton stuff bear down on top of Deadpool. Of course Deadpool has a plan, he gets one hand free and then tries to attack with a gun, he tries to teleport, and then he tries to use his sword...unfortunately for Deadpool, Al messed with some of his stuff to get back at him for buying a dog....
Meanwhile, Al is back at the house trying to get access to a room and talking to Weasel.
Favorite lines:
"Have I ever told you you're beautiful when you give me special treatment? Can I make you a friendship pin?"-Deadpool to Patch
"Do you always drone on and on this way"- ? "Sometimes. Depends on how much soda I drink before bedtime, or whether or not others are trying to concentrate...Why, am I bothering you?'-Deadpool
"O SHIP."- Deadpan, with a text box that looks like a sailboat
Meanwhile, Al is back at the house trying to get access to a room and talking to Weasel.
Favorite lines:
"Have I ever told you you're beautiful when you give me special treatment? Can I make you a friendship pin?"-Deadpool to Patch
"Do you always drone on and on this way"- ? "Sometimes. Depends on how much soda I drink before bedtime, or whether or not others are trying to concentrate...Why, am I bothering you?'-Deadpool
"O SHIP."- Deadpan, with a text box that looks like a sailboat
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