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m_a_j's review
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
1.75
Content Warnings
Graphic: Sexism, Transphobia, Homophobia, and Misogyny
Moderate: Sexual content
Minor: Infidelity and Body shaming
mimo_'s review against another edition
- Loveable characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
1.0
mariana i luv u but this isn't u i know u can do better than whatever this fuckass book was I've read ur more recent books which is why I'm gon let this slide (except i have a lot to say)
this book was reminiscent of The Book I Hate The Most which is horrible but it wasn't as bad which is why it's not a 0 star. but there really is so much wrong with this book djjsnjsnjsnj
first of all gaby is stupid why is she like that i hated her and why do they keep emphasizing the whole "are u really siblings" thing with eli that's very sus to me. are u sure they aren't all actually like 14 because that's the vibe they give off any time they all talk it sounds like a freshman gym locker room which is ironic considering nobody here knows what a shower is??? but i digress.
i feel like there was no real plot here like yes they're on tour i get that but the entire book can basically be summed up as mason calling gaby his (future) wife, gaby being a petulant child, crude and misogynistic humor (that isn't actually funny), and sacha being delusional and u know what i wasn't particularly here for it. i only finished the book since i can't let my bestest friendest suffer alone after she read it
this book was reminiscent of The Book I Hate The Most which is horrible but it wasn't as bad which is why it's not a 0 star. but there really is so much wrong with this book djjsnjsnjsnj
first of all gaby is stupid why is she like that i hated her and why do they keep emphasizing the whole "are u really siblings" thing with eli that's very sus to me. are u sure they aren't all actually like 14 because that's the vibe they give off any time they all talk it sounds like a freshman gym locker room which is ironic considering nobody here knows what a shower is??? but i digress.
i feel like there was no real plot here like yes they're on tour i get that but the entire book can basically be summed up as mason calling gaby his (future) wife, gaby being a petulant child, crude and misogynistic humor (that isn't actually funny), and sacha being delusional and u know what i wasn't particularly here for it. i only finished the book since i can't let my bestest friendest suffer alone after she read it
Content Warnings
Graphic: Fatphobia, Transphobia, and Homophobia
alanagt's review
slow-paced
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
1.0
This book is full of misogynistic, homophobic, and transphobic tropes and "jokes". It feels like a completely different author from recent MZ books but regardless, 0/10 not worth reading. (Also DNF past chapter 10 since it was so uncomfortable)
Content Warnings
Moderate: Transphobia, Homophobia, and Misogyny
hapalyn's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
4.0
Content Warnings
Graphic: Cursing, Transphobia, Homophobia, Excrement, Alcohol, and Vomit
Moderate: Sexual content and Misogyny
marippe's review against another edition
1.0
Honestly I don’t even know what to score this, all I know is I don’t like it
Gaby is my ENEMY. I just know shes not a girl’s girl. Her hatred and bitchy behaviour for Liz immediately was honestly so immature 😭 Her humour is very homophobic/transphobic and she helps push forward toxic masculinity towards the men around her. The attempts to make her layered with insecurities about her body feels weak. Don’t get me started on “one of the boys” stuff 😭😭😭😭
Gaby’s relationship with Eli is very strange? One of the band members was like “are you sure you two arent lying about being siblings?” aka implying incestuous vibes. I dunno why someone would just say that out of the blue if theres nothing to merit it. Also the nickname of Flabby.. If you’re that close to your brother don’t you think he’d realise that your body image is a sensitive issue?The part that revealed that Eli insulted Gaby to his friends when he was drunk, and traumatising her, was handled poorly. She forgave him just because hes her brother? (and the people he was insulting her were childhood friends) That doesn’t justify asshole behaviour nor allow him to get away with it.
Sacha is fine i guess.
Sacha and Gaby’s chemistry felt platonic throughout, especially since it wasn’t that different to the relationships she has with the other men in the book.
I feel like Mariana Zapata had a lot of internalised misogyny that she needed to sort out because it makes her earlier books unbearable for me. Once again, you could be enjoying a book and suddenly slut shaming / shaming of other women starts. Like can we stop 😭😭
I don’t think there was a strong plot at all in this one. Theyre just touring and making poop/fart/sex jokes. It’s just not funny lmao.
This book is my NEMESIS.
Gaby is my ENEMY. I just know shes not a girl’s girl. Her hatred and bitchy behaviour for Liz immediately was honestly so immature 😭 Her humour is very homophobic/transphobic and she helps push forward toxic masculinity towards the men around her. The attempts to make her layered with insecurities about her body feels weak. Don’t get me started on “one of the boys” stuff 😭😭😭😭
Gaby’s relationship with Eli is very strange? One of the band members was like “are you sure you two arent lying about being siblings?” aka implying incestuous vibes. I dunno why someone would just say that out of the blue if theres nothing to merit it. Also the nickname of Flabby.. If you’re that close to your brother don’t you think he’d realise that your body image is a sensitive issue?
Sacha is fine i guess.
Sacha and Gaby’s chemistry felt platonic throughout, especially since it wasn’t that different to the relationships she has with the other men in the book.
I feel like Mariana Zapata had a lot of internalised misogyny that she needed to sort out because it makes her earlier books unbearable for me. Once again, you could be enjoying a book and suddenly slut shaming / shaming of other women starts. Like can we stop 😭😭
I don’t think there was a strong plot at all in this one. Theyre just touring and making poop/fart/sex jokes. It’s just not funny lmao.
This book is my NEMESIS.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Homophobia, Transphobia, Fatphobia, Toxic relationship, and Sexual content
libraryinthecountry's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
3.5
fuck there is so much transphobia, fat shaming, and misogyny in this book—and I’m pissed because I love the romance and chemistry but want to scream at all the childish jokes between these characters. whyyyyyy.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Fatphobia, Homophobia, Misogyny, and Transphobia
along with tagged content warnings, frequent jokes regarding fecal matterbookwyrm_roo's review
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
1.0
“Look like a hooker or look like a hooker. I went with the latter.”
Synopsis
Gaby has just finished graduate school and broken up with her boyfriend. With no job prospects and not even a vague inkling about what she might like to do for a career, she is moping at her parent's place. Gaby's twin brother, Eli, is touring with his band and another, and they just fired their merch guy, so he invites her to join them on their tour of the US, Europe and Australia selling merch. On her first night she hears the lead singer of the other band and decides she is in love.
“Apparently, she had gobbled up the information like a hooker would a penis.”
Content & Trigger Warnings
- Transphobic language
- Homophobic language
- Internalised misogyny
- Slut-shaming
“You know who else is high class? Hookers. Hookers are high class.”
Sacha didn’t even miss a beat. He blinked those clear gray eyes at me and asked very seriously, “Do you know from experience?”
Tropes and Themes
- Rockstar romance
- Love triange (kinda)
- Not-like-other-girls
- Instalove
- Forced proximity
"Why are you holding men’s shampoo?” A smirk covered his mouth a second later. “You finally decided to go through with that surgery, huh?”
My Thoughts
- I've seen a lot of hype over various Mariana Zapata books, though admittedly not this one, so I had reasonably positive expectations. If this is representative of the quality and content of her other books, I'll be removing them from my TBR.
- The characters are supposed to be in their mid-to-late 20s but I've encountered teenagers who act more maturely.
- FMC Gaby has a lot of internalised misogyny and gives massive not-like-other-girls energy. Any time she sees a female fan of the band or the MMC Sacha's friend and ex, she is calling them sluts, whores etc in her internal monologue.
- Gaby's brother and their mutual friends constantly insult her. Constantly. This is presented as friendly banter, but all of the banter and 'jokes' revolve around homophobic, transphobic, gendered and sex-based insults, with the exception of those that are about her weight (see, they never call her by her name, always Flabby or Flabs). This is presented as evidence of their love.
- Sacha (MMC) is so bland. He doesn't participate in any of the homophobic or transphobic 'banter' and is possibly the only person in the book that isn't mean to Gaby, but that's his most defining positive feature. Other than the tattoos, I guess?
- Most of the book, Sacha is stringing both his ex, Liz, who wants to get back together, and Gaby along. And then when Gaby finally speaks to him about what they are to each other, he's like "oh, you're my girl, didn't you know?" How could she, you've never spoken about it?!
- On that note, Gaby never actually expresses her feelings or desires either, then gets in a snit and gives Sacha a week of silent treatment because she saw him sat next to a girl and talking to her. Childish doesn't even begin to cover it.
- I enjoy a slow-burn, and I appreciated there not being a big third act conflict, but the plot and pacing of this story was just... absent and I didn't feel any chemistry between Gaby and Sacha.
- So many random things that made little to no sense. Why have a scene of Gaby discovering about 3/4s through the book that Sacha is diabetic when it has no relevance to the plot and is never mentioned again? Also, the whole UK tour section of the book made me think the author did no research about the logistics of touring the UK - they seem to be there a few weeks but only have two named UK dates almost as far away from each other as you can get in the UK days apart, so what were they doing all the rest of the time there? Presumably travelling to the next town or city they were playing in that would only have been a few hours away (so why the upgraded tour bus, which they then abandon to traverse the rest of Europe, where a bus you can sleep in might be useful if you are going country to country, in a van?).
- I switch between reading the book and listening to the audio. There is a discrepancy in the text of the two that makes me think the Kindle version I read has been edited post-release but the audiobook hasn't been. Gaby is wishing misfortune on her ex, and in the audiobook she wishes for him to "hook up with a transvestite" whereas the book she wishes for him to "hook up with someone with syphilis". Good that it's been changed I guess but it leaves a bad taste for me that it was ever there, and I feel Zapata is a-OK with transphobia due to all the other instances being left in.
- In short, there was nothing that redeemed this book for me and I don't know why I didn't DNF it.
"But more than ever, I wanted Brandon’s ass torn up by a dozen hung porn stars."
Content Warnings
Moderate: Toxic friendship, Transphobia, Homophobia, and Misogyny
Minor: Ableism
brinnana's review
2.0
Transphobia and homophobia fucking everywhere. I’ve read a bunch of Zapata’s books and for some reason waited on this one. I’m deeply dissapointed and could only get through about half of this book. Gaby also has some weird relationships with her brother and men in general. Honestly, what is going on here
Content Warnings
Moderate: Transphobia and Homophobia
Minor: Racism
quietmarki's review
adventurous
lighthearted
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
3.0
Content Warnings
Graphic: Bullying, Homophobia, Sexism, Sexual content, Toxic friendship, and Transphobia