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Like reading an in-universe book by an author unrelated to the movie franchise, like walking into a bathroom with brown water seeping out from under the door, you have a pretty good idea of what you're going to get when you open up a book with Tieri's name on the cover: a glop of wet, choppy shit that you'll wish you'd never encountered.
Filled with clever insults like "neck-beard" and "pimple face", and hilarious jokes, such as a kid who pees himself when he sees someone pull out a gun, Tieri and Mark Texeira paint a vivid picture about what the Die Hard universe would look like through the eyes of an incel with writer's block.
I recommend this for sixty year old men who click on the Erectile Disfunction banners on their Microsoft Edge browsers.
Filled with clever insults like "neck-beard" and "pimple face", and hilarious jokes, such as a kid who pees himself when he sees someone pull out a gun, Tieri and Mark Texeira paint a vivid picture about what the Die Hard universe would look like through the eyes of an incel with writer's block.
I recommend this for sixty year old men who click on the Erectile Disfunction banners on their Microsoft Edge browsers.
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