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Earthman's Burden by Poul Anderson, Gordon R. Dickson

jonathanpalfrey's review

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2.0

These stories can be classified as part of the rather small genre of science-fiction farce. They're juvenile, ridiculous, and low on literary merit, despite being written by a team of two experienced and popular writers who were both capable of better.

However, the Hoka are an original and amusing idea with some potential. When you get used to them, they're at once bizarre and rather likeable; the book is possibly worth reading to make their acquaintance. An author such as [a:Jasper Fforde|4432|Jasper Fforde|https://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1350497674p2/4432.jpg] could have picked up this idea and done something good with it.

Unfortunately, the stories themselves are very flimsy, and it seems generous to give them even two stars. If you want to try just one of them, "The Adventure of the Misplaced Hound" is probably the best, featuring a Hoka version of Sherlock Holmes.

weaselweader's review

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4.0

Life imitating art imitating life imitating ...

Earthman's Burden is simply hilarious. When Ensign Alexander Braithwaite Jones crash landed on the planet Toka, 500 light years from earth, he encountered the Hokas, a cuddly race of aliens that (would you believe it?) resembled oversized, overstuffed teddy bears. The Hokas had the ability to absorb any trace of Earth culture they encountered, whether it be film, radio, television, music or books and reproduce it with devastatingly unpredictable and laugh-out-loud funny results. You'll see an entire world converted into the rootin', tootin' wild west, boffo grand opera in the Italian style starring Don Giovanni, a gaslit, atmospheric Victorian England featuring Sherlock Holmes stalking Grimpen Mire on the lookout for the Baskerville teddy bear, space patrollers, pirates and French legionnaires.

As I read the opening chapters, my initial reaction was to shake my head, blink twice and ponder whether Poul Anderson and Gordon Dickson had taken leave of their senses. Surely, this couldn't be serious science fiction! But sure enough, there it was ... the pearl - that serious message of biting satire buried under the flesh of a mountainous oyster of vaudeville and slapstick! Jones was appointed ambassador plenipotentiary to Toka and saddled with what an arrogant government top heavy with self indulgent bureaucratic stuffed shirts labeled "Earthman's Burden" - the responsibility "to raise the primitive". Earth's Chief Cultural Commissioner, referring to himself with the ever pompous royal "we", advised Jones:

"to be patient with the innocent sub-civilized being. We shall often find his attitude uncosmic, his mind naively fumbling in its attempts to grasp the nuances of that which we teach him. He gazes at us with clear, unknowing eyes that plead with us to show him the right way - the civilized way."

How delicious - a double-barreled satire! Two targets for the price of one. Anderson and Dickson impales the arrogance of humanity in its estimation of our importance in the universe while, at the same time, lustily lampooning the idiocies of government bureaucracy. Enjoy! You couldn't possibly read this without feeling uplifted and entertained.

Paul Weiss

renee_pompeii's review

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1.0

Horrible white savior (in space) fiction. Great cover though.

foxwrapped's review

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2.0

Aliens who look like sentient teddy bears mimic Victorian England as seen through the Sherlock Holmes stories. The cover depicts a Sherlock Bear riding a dragon/lizard thing. God I love nerds

lawrax's review

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3.0

Extremely dated.

jameseckman's review

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4.0

A very silly SF adventure with literal minded teddy bears. Pokes fun at stuffed shirts and imperialism and a few other sacred cows. It does suffer a bit from the rescues the princess syndrome, not too shocking for something that's over 60 years old. A fun read.
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