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Split or Swallow

Lindsay Straube

3.53 AVERAGE


Holy spice, Batman!  Non-stop sex or discussion of 345 from start to finish.  Crazy stuff too (ritual with dad, pelvis break!). Hard to understand how stem loved Leo too, but he provided a break from Caspen intensity. 
adventurous challenging emotional tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

excuse me what thee actual literal fuck did i just read?!
... I LOVED IT ALL IDC

this was so unhinged, unexpected, and im here for it.

😳
adventurous emotional mysterious tense slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: N/A
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Smut from start to finish but with a plot that is actually interesting and the smut drives it. Clever girl Lindsay Straube is. Frustrating FMC, but Leo the human prince had my throat in a vice the entire book. He gave very strong fanon Draco vibes that made me love him a lot. Also his dynamic with his dad is very Chuck and Bart Bass coded. I’m honestly impressed that there even could be plot in such a spicy book. The ending left me wanting and I’m curious to know if there will be another book because I was not satisfied with the conclusion of the book. Overall, this got 4 stars because it will live rent free in my head for a long time and I couldn’t put it down, and I actually cared about what was happening. The smut gets repetitive at a point as well.
adventurous challenging dark mysterious tense medium-paced

This book is basically sexy snake America’s next top model, but then the absolutely most unhinged smut you’ve ever thought up all in one book. There were some pretty well written characters but mostly the plot made no sense and seemed like it should have been 4 separate books but got smashed together in an odd way. This was the filthiest smut I’ve ever read and not in a good way.
dark mysterious tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

This was a wild ride but I enjoyed it 
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated