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Split or Swallow

Lindsay Straube

3.54 AVERAGE

adventurous dark inspiring tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

One word, CLAW ✨

I can’t, I just can’t. This was fun and raunchy for the first sitting but I tried to come back and finish it and I simply cannot take it seriously. Absolutely insane, but I do like the prince character pretty well. Apparently she has to fuck her snake lover’s dad later???? 
slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

I want to roast this book, but I spent days reading this story about a gal who falls in love with a basilisk and then learns she is 1/2 basilisk so who is really on the moral high ground here?
tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

Extremely spicy and creatively so!
dark tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
adventurous tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

This is PWP where the author tried to make the porn the plot. This is like a train wreck you can’t look away from. Will this book change your life? Definitely not. Will it make you horny? Almost definitely. Just know this is WILD ride before you start. Both of the MMCs are attractive and appealing in their own way. The FMC isn’t so terrible even if she’s very dumb. Listen it’s not a masterpiece but it’s an interesting read. I do have one complaint
Tem does everything but the butt. I mean I was surprised by the lack of anal action. I mean if you want to keep fucking after he breaks your pelvis I didn’t expect the dirt road to be too much for you. But apparently it is. Even in the bonus chapter where there was ample opportunity nada.
I’ll read the next one when it comes out just to see what happens. 
emotional slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

The FMC is insufferable and it felt painful to read at times because shes insecure yet rude all at the same time. Mostly smut with a bit of plot. I honestly could not stop reading though.. guilty of loving the unhinged. No butt stuff (lame lol). Also the human prince can have me whenever. The ending was rushed and left much to be desired.
dark medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No