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Split or Swallow

Lindsay Straube

3.54 AVERAGE

adventurous challenging dark medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

4.5 / 5 ⭐️
The spiciest, most unhinged book I ever read.
adventurous challenging dark emotional funny mysterious tense fast-paced
adventurous challenging emotional tense medium-paced

It has the spice, the banter, secrets, and he falls first! 

Did it take me over 2 months to read? Yes. Was it a good book? Also yes and I would recommend but mfc is 20 (and I know how some people are, so I thought I would add that). It didn’t really hold my interest all too much but it was a good book!!
dark tense fast-paced

This book might be fun if it were shorter but I cannot do 500 pages of that. This is not a dig at the story being based around sex, this is commentary on poor writing and uninteresting characters. Stopped at 10% so can’t comment beyond that 

DNF for now at 67%
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No

If you want a smutty, kinky romantasy read, look no further! Not my cup of tea, but I’m not going to yuck anyone’s yum. The plot was very lackluster and definitely more of a character centered book.

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This was so fun to read!
challenging dark fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: N/A
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Really bad story, so many plot holes.  The sex was great… mostly.  There really should have been content warnings about the more outlandish sex.  Here’s my own warning - she has so much sex her pelvis breaks and then her partner heals her so everything is fine and she can keep having sex.  The FMC was childish and so insecure and needed sex to feel any sort of confidence.  It could almost be a fun instructional read for young women, except for how this FMC feels about herself, love, and sex.  Daddy issues anyone?

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